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Date Posted: 18:01:41 01/25/06 Wed
Author: Gayla
Subject: James' Comedy Film Quiz!

1. If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.


2. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist nfiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


3. Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.


4. Who are you?
No one of consequence.
I must know...
Get used to disappointment.
'kay.


5. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breasts... heaving breasts...


6. Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.


7. "You look tired" means "you look old." And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen."


8. All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!


9. You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
What is it?
It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.


10. What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.


11. Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
In what way?
I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Can you be any more specific?
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.


12. Nice costume.
You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.


13. The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?


14. Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!
Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, _____.


15. We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.

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