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Date Posted: 16:28:56 09/10/01 Mon
Author: Gayla
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For people who watch Big Brother 2

I visit a ton of message boards for reality shows, and came across these quotes from Will of Big Brother. I was originally only going to send them to Fred, but I'm too lazy to e-mail right now, and anyway -I thought someone else might watch Big Brother too and find these humorous :o)

Situational songs from Will are at the end of the quotes- very funny!

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This is how they picked us (for bb2) Ok, who passed the psych test? Ok who barely passed the psych test? Ok, those are the people we want.

I like my haircut so much, I only wish I was on a tv show so everyone could see it.

I'm gonna need to go on the patch when I get out of here cuz I'm gonna be addicted to second-hand smoke. I'll be like going to bars asking people, hey can I hang out with you guys?

Will: "You can cook anything with a George Foreman grill.."
Nicole: "You can't even cook macaroni and cheese."
Will: "I could with a George Foreman grill!"

Said he was starting a new BB league....the HBA...the Honkey Basketball Association...only dorky white boys can join.
Monica did not like that name so Will changed it to the WBBA...the White Boys Basketball Association. They also can't dance or double dutch.

"Ever since the survivor people showed up, the biggest thing we've been talking about is which show was more difficult? Well, you know, in my own mind, I had to make
comparisons: "One time we ran out of dental floss, I thought I was going to freak out! It was like get me out of here!"

Survivor guests talking about what they had to eat and Will says,"God, I know what you mean! We ran out of Honeycomb cereal and skim milk and I had to eat Rice Krispies and 2%Milk!"

"Gervase told me that one day they had a chicken in a cage and a komodo dragon came and ripped up the chicken and killed it and ate it. Well one day when I was at the
pool, Ophelia (the pet pig) snuck in the house and ate a whole loaf of white bread."

"Sue was telling me that one time it was really hot and that to cool off they had to go into the ocean and it was just really, um, stung them because they had little cuts. Well one time I had a blister on my foot from playing basketball and I was in the hot tub and it was too warm, so I had to move to the pool."

"She dumped me. She said "I didn't pay enough attention to her..something like that..I didn't really hear because I wasn't paying attention."

Monica's and Will criterias for other sex:
M : "tall, dark, long and lean..looks good in a suit, sweatsuit or a man all sweaty in a suit..."
W : "My criteria is vagina and a heartbeat... heartbeat optional"

Will just asked "is there an extra half a Xanax that could accidentally fall into my mouth?"
M: "Will, you're a doctor...." (or something)
Will: "Xanax IS very habit forming, and.."
Monica- "yes?"
Will: "I have a habit that needs forming."

You've heard that some people have issues, well Nicole has a subscription.

The remaining 3 HG's are discussing how they really miss reading. Monya says she's "sick of reading the aerosol cans in the bathroom". Will says "I'm sick of reading the tampon box."

Will is the first one to pee. He attempts to kneel and pee off the side of the bed and ends up getting it all over the place ... pants, socks etc... so now he is sitting in his own urine.
Willism: "Let's recap... I'm laying in my own pee.."

Regarding a stupid offer to get him off the bed: "No cookies for the fourth grade class that thought of that offer!"

Regarding the balloon competition: "I think Hardy was using a little too much agression... go figure."

Will regarding the doll he painted nipples on: "It's like cleavage darkened area. It could represent the three dimensions." Nicole: "You put a thong on me!" Will: "No, your ass is creeping out!"

"This is a doll that nicole asked me to drop off, what it really is is a very angry woman. She has one eye, thats a piercing eye, its used mainly for finding dirty towels on the floor, its also used to find kids who are having a good time and yell at them."

(On the helicopter ride) Bunky: "There's the housegests, can you see 'em Will?"
Will: "No, I'll take your word for it. I don't like those people anyway."

Regarding Nicole: "She refuses to even look at me or talk to me. I don't know if that's a bad thing or a really good thing. As it is right now, it doesn't really bother me either way. I'm not going to let her ruin this day for me - she's ruined the last 55."

"You know, I really try to teach everyone the deep, dark, dankest dungeon that I call my own heart and they just won't pay attention. I tell them right to their face, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna lie to you. That's what I've been doing, I'm going to continue to do it. They look at me in the face and say "No you won't you're a good guy" and I burn 'em every time."

Regarding meat... Hardy: "I like it like I like my women."
Will: "What, rare?"

The only thing I like about Hardy is that he thinks I'm funny. And you know what? He's right. I'm a very funny individual and I take a lot of pride in that.

To Shannon: Is it weird having a boyfriend who's hair is more beautiful than yours?

Regarding the shopping spree:
"Bunky did a really poor job today, He, I guess, is a thrifty shopper. I don't know if he was looking for discounts or trying to use a coupon at the register. Bunky didn't get anything. Um, he even tried to trade his stuff and we didn't even want it."

Will is recording a message to Shannon:
"I sound so dorky, I'm such a loser."
"You really have meant so much to me... #@#!"
"Hey baby, big brother gave me this...pffft... Hey baby..."

Nicole and I don't have all that much in common, but the one thing we do have in common, is, umm, that we're both attracted to me. I like myself and Nicole likes me. She won't admit it, but it's a simple truth.

Here's Will secretly and furiously trying to convince Mike that they should try to upset the upcoming voting and get Krista kicked out instead. Mike is amazed at Will's ferocity.
Mike: "Where have you been, man?"
Will: "I've been busy! G-strings are like kryptonite."

On his hair..."It gets bigger everyday, soon we won't have a place to live!"

Is anyone proud of me besides me?

Look at ME! Half man, half AMAZING!

On Monica saying "It's ON!": "Is it on with me, or is it just on?"

"I have so much useful information in me, sometimes I think I'll just explode"

Monica came in and was talking to Will. He said to her that what she said was the smartest thing he had heard in the house. Then, in the diary room he chuckles and says "I don't even know what she was talking about."

Will on Women:
I'm a total package person as long as that package is wrapped in ass.

I know everyone in this house is evil, I'm just the only one who can admit it.

You know what nature never intended? For a pig to swim. You ever see that? It ain't pretty.

As I lifted her out, I looked into her eyes and then I knew, I was the swine lifeguard.

Every girl I know is a girlfriend of mine.

I'm strong like the Hulk.

WILL: "If the America's Choice question were 'who would you want to see get stung by a wasp in the backyard,' I'd run away with that!"

Well Julie, let me tell you: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. Then all the houseguest's joined Will in singing song by Gloria Gaynor.

I wish there was a way I could make things more interesting.

I'm a 12 year old boy trapped in a doctor's body and the only good qualities I have are my hair.

They should call this place waterworks.

Nicole has just finished reading aloud a letter that Bunky's husband Greg had sent him for winning the America's Choice. Suddenly Will grabs the letter and says, "ps. I just happened to watch the live feeds yesterday and now I am requesting a divorce." "Why did you make all those nice people eat peanut butter?" "Dr. Evil has been nothing but good to you."

Of course you can put hotdogs in a toaster!

I think I'm the outlet for your anger.

I've always dreamed of being a stripper/fireman.

I consider myself the most egotisitcal and self centered person I've ever met.

Nicole said to Will: You go through women like water. Will said: No, I go through women like boats through water.

If it's those two in the end it's a lose/lose situation, I'm going to boycott the vote.

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Songs

The morning after the hot tub incident he was singing zz tops "She's got legs... she knows how to use them"...

And "Take a look at me now... Phil Collins, Against All Odds the day after the Nominations.

When Nicole was freaking out about her husband he was whistling: leavin on a jet plane

two nights ago about who he will keep in the house?: rap song about - "my oj from the tropicana in new york to atlanta" (Monica from ny, Nicole from atlanta)

After Monica put up Hardy & Nicole for eviction: "closin time" when ever he was around Hardy

Also heard whistling "Another One Bites the Dust" in front of Hardy and Nicole.

One day, whenever he was around Nicole he was singing "don't count on me". Once she said "yeah, like I would really count on you" after he left the room.

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Re: For people who watch Big Brother 2 -- Fred, 07:31:36 09/11/01 Tue