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Date Posted: 12:56:02 07/16/01 Mon
Right, Im back from my travels to looney land.....hmm...???....I mean uni land. (Boom tish! - did u see what I did...did u see!!) lol...well.....there is only one expresion in which people from all stances of life, from every ethnic and religious background, whatever age, whatever moral standings, whatever wisdom and wit they have, can all relate to........
FUCKING HELL.
I never knew uni would be sooooo much hassle! It really is looney! There are soooo many things to do. (I have to look at over 350,000 courses, in 350 different uni's and college's.....and with a bit of trial and error, and a bit of careful reduction in number...I have to chose 6 courses to aply for. SIX! Ahhhh!! Every singe one looks so good in some ways and shit in others. I cant find one I like. The only one which I think is perfect for me, probably has a to high entry requirement for stoopid ol me!
Well...enough about all that...Im gonna give that a miss for a bit to try and hold on to the very tiny bit of sanity that I have left.....not that I really had a big headstart by starting with a lot in the first place.
Well....Im really sorry all you for not posting that much over the last few days. And hello Lord Doom! Although...I feel a strange familiarity about you. But...from what I can make out of you....u are a pretty cool...bit strange dude/dude-et! I can just see you know with your minions taking all all the world leaders.....your dark green, almost jade flag of war flying...(Dont ask me why....I just imagin green/jade, to be your colour....with the whole jealous of everybody in power of the world and all!!!!) (!!)
Well...I have news!
I mailed the university I really like about staying in the same room as storm...and just a few little questions I had...they sent one back saying no problem! YAY!...let the good times romp..I mean roll!
Also...My mate...well...not a great mate...but I used to sit next to him in a few clases and we talked in a friendly manner....(but never saw him outta school or nothing!) got stabbed 9 times on Friday night. He is in casualty....A&E...or something...and he is critical. So...I would just like to publicly give my good wished to him!
Its sick isnt it. The fact that a group of people have to pass their time by stabbing people. I mean...its not like it was just once either. They...(about 7 of them Im told) all stood around him....and stabbed him 9 times....with 3 different knifes. 4 of them got caught by the poice....and they claimed.....that it was in self defence. Pah. I really would like to see people like that burn.
It really makes me wanna lash out.....if it made me as bad as them...I dont really care...I would love to kick them in the head ....knocking out all of their teeth....while their hands are tied and straped to a chair. I would not kill them.....but make them fear their lives......that would be good. Really make them shit themselves and beg for mercy. I would love to see that happen. no doubt some sort of revenge will be saught...and Im sure the blokes will get a bit of a kicking. I will not do it...coz in the end...I would be to scared...and Im to placid....and just to damn nice....but...I hope sombody does kick ten tons of shit outta the lil wankers.
Well....Im sorry....about all that...I dont know what happened there....I just kinda....exploded I suppose! I didnt really mean for that to happen...but as I was typing ...I was getting more and more pissed at these people! Im really sorry. I probably should go back and erase that....or at least...like Delena put a lil warning in front of it. Nah....theres no point...people will read on anyway. They always do...infact....grrr....while Im on a roll.....why do people say....if u dont wanna read on....dont....EVERYBODY DOES ANYWAY! And it doesnt make what u say afterwards ok or defendable.....and...and....why....oh why oh why....does the dude on the news say.... "And...Match of the day follows this program...if you dont want to know the score...look away now" Ahhh.....does he not know that nobody can help it....that you HAVE to look....just from god damn curiosity.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!....this little text really id not enough to disply how pissed off I am at this second...I want size 80 text...but dont know how to do it.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY DONT I KNOW HOW TO DO IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shit fuck cunt bolocks tit ass wank slut fuck fuck fuck fuck....Barbara Streisand.
Ok...woah.....calm...calm.....hmm....my mouth seems to have escaped me. A bit crude....sorry! I tried to make up for it with Barbara Streisand....but to all u non south park watchers....Im sorry! If any of my language offends you...I take full rap. But...Im having a prety crapy day....my friend got stabbed....Im upset.....Still.....sorry if it offended you...and....if it did..Im happy for this post to get removed....but let me know before hand so I can copy and paste the ok bits...I dont want this effort to go to waste. Well....
hmm...Lets see....a nice joke to end this ....rather dingy post.
i have a couple of crude jokes.....I dont want to offend tho...so...if u wanna see them...let me know...and Ill post....but until then...Ill keep them under raps....but until then...errr....
hehe...I like this one!
(ok...for the fun...have two!)
(u have probably all heard these before...they are quite lame...but the only clean ones I can think of!)
There are two sausages sizzling in a pan.
Sausage one, says to the other
Cor, its hot in here innit?
Sausage number two turns to the first with a look of shock on his face and says:
Fuck me a talking sausage!
(this one relates to the Mad Cow Disease going round England at the moment. BSE...CJD...and all that stuff!)
There are two cows standing in a field, and one turns to the other and says:
So, what do you think about all this Mad Cow disease thats out and about at the moment.
And after long, thoughtful silence, the cow turns around, with a somewhat purplexed look on its face and says:
I dunno really...*then, the look of confusion turned to a smile as it then says* Mind you, its not really gonna effect me is it? Im a duck.
Yeah yeah...I know there poo....but hey..I tried!
Well...Im off now to do Business Studies homework! Oh good, yes yes, baby baby, please please, more! I love my business studies homework.
(All the above is meant to be said in a very slow mechanical bored voice!)
Daysleeper
*With the flesh and blood that you call your soul,
Flip it inside out, its a big black hole*
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