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Subject: a few (not as funny but found then earlier) for you Jade! Author: storm [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06:05:17 07/04/01 Wed In reply to: storm 's message, "LOL! thanx jade youve cheered me up!" on 06:00:07 07/04/01 Wed Stupid questions (sorry theyre not as good!) How many people thought of the Post-it Note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on? If a fetus is exposed to cellular phone waves, might it be born umbilical cordless? Is there a group, like Alcoholics Anonymous, for people who abuse acronyms?If so, what do they call it for short? Instead of talking to your plants,if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? When sign makers go on strike, do they carry blank picket signs? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? If you cut a blind man's cane in half while he is sleeping, would he think he grew three feet over night? Okay, so sticks and stones may break your bones but names can never hurt you. What if someone carved a name in stone and then threw it at you? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "PRACTICE" Is there such a thing as a nudist ant colony? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Instead of having to lick your fingers to turn each page of a book, why not just dunk one corner of the book in a bowl of water? When a guillotine executioner takes a snapshot of someone, does he, out of habit, cut off the head? Why did they make the word "dyslexia" so darn hard to read? Do Chickens think rubber humans are funny? Why do you see pet dogs wearing sweaters but you never see a pet fish in bathing trunks? [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date HAHAHA! Very funny ladies! Daysleeper 11:43:28 07/04/01 Wed hey daysleeper... -- medeis, 12:36:08 07/04/01 Wed Re: hey daysleeper... -- Daysleeper, 14:31:57 07/04/01 Wed oh i was just making sure... -- medeis, 05:31:27 07/05/01 Thu Re: oh i was just making sure... -- daysleeper, 06:50:25 07/05/01 Thu Bring it on. I like a good prank. (NT) -- Jade, 21:07:59 07/05/01 Thu hehehehehe Jade 18:41:32 07/04/01 Wed which i read regularly like the daily newspaper. -- medeis, 05:29:38 07/05/01 Thu Re: which i read regularly like the daily newspaper. -- Jade, 21:06:16 07/05/01 Thu OOPS! i made a biiiiiiiig mistake with the link! -- storm, 06:59:40 07/07/01 Sat Storm, don't worry. If I did, I'd bring it up more often. (NT) -- Jade, 09:26:04 07/07/01 Sat hehehehehe. I loved those (NT) Jade 12:30:06 07/07/01 Sat