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Subject: Ok! A big'un! Author: Daysleeper [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 10:47:31 07/09/01 Mon Hey all! Sorry I havent been on for a while! I have had some stuff to be dealing with though! But Im back! Wooo!! Well...Im gonna update...so this will probably be a big post...so...if anyone gets bored by my ramblings....you might aswell go back now! But for anybody else....this is one you will be able to kick of your shoes, sit back and read to relax to! Right! Well...Saturday night, I went down to a local pub to watch my best mates brothers band play! (They are really cool...and they have improved so much over the last few years. They are going to get a record deal no probs!...mind you...the name....is quite debateable! Rivers. Im not sure why...I dont like it that much...but....well...thats neither here nor there!) Anyway...I went down to go watch them play...but I got there a little bit early and ended lending a hand to set up. which was cool! Well...after about 10 mins of being there, my mate had already sunk three pints and was back at the bar again! god he can drink like a fish that boy! Well...I only took a little bit of money coz Im saving up for the holidays so me and storm can do cool stuff! So...as the night went on, more and more drunk got all my mates, and slowly I drank my one pint! I didnt mind tho...I didnt really wanna get drunk! Well...at the end of the night, we were all singing the songs along with the band at the tops of our voices....well...they were at least...and incredably outta tune! They were wankered. (Actually..I lie when I say I didnt wanna get drunk..I wouldnt have minded...but well...i didnt coz I remembered my money situation...and I thought it was best not to!-but it didnt bother me to much!) We all went outside to cool off coz it is really warm over here at the moment...well...not warm...the air is just really heavy and damp...and thats the worst kinda heat you can get in my opnion. Well...we went outside to go cool off, and a few dicks from school that always give my mate shit were just around the corner. There were three of them. They were all little weiners, and he could have all three at once...so...we all stood back as he went up to talk to them (after much persuasion which he did not listen to on my part for him NOT to go and cause trouble coz there was no point! But..well..he was drunk...he aint gonna listen!) He was over there for about 5 mins...and about....15 of us were standing watching about 30 feet away. One by one evreybody slowly filtered over there in the thought that THEY could sort it all out. Everybody was as pissed out of there head as the other, and nobody could have done anything really. Well...in the end the kids felt so over whelmed by everybody being there that they ran for it in the end. I dragged my mate to one side and had a moan at him in a friendly kinda way...and I almost got thro to him I thought. he calmed down a lot and I was happy. Anyhow...we decided we should call it a night. So...I popped back inside to pick up my jacket and a couple of mates who would walk back my way....including my extremley agresive freind 'Fred Eliot' (just a little joke for storm!) nah...well...lets call him agro. Well..he found out what just happened and got very violent and god I was getting hacked off with him But there is no reasoning with that boy. EVER! He fired up my mate again...and they went looking for them...dispite the fact the kids only lived about 10 mins away from where we were and they left about 30mins ago. I pointed this out many times....but still they had to go off and try to be big macho men...hitting car side mirrors as they go...and trying to brake car windows. IDIOTS. I hate people like that. I hate him when hes drunk...I dont even like him that much when hes not....I think I would like him better if her were....on fire! Ha! Well...he got my mate all fired up and off they went. So I grabbed a mate and just said...leave them be...they'll be back all tired from looking and disapointed. Theres no point in going. So...we walked home. Next day, I went out in the morning with them, to talk about the night before...I told the kid I thought he was a dick last night....he moaned a bit...then realised he was...and shut up. We started talking about what happened after I left...and aparantly one of my mates was giving some dude a bit of lip....he got smacked...fell over...then kicked in the mouth. His sister tried to break it up..and she got a kick in the back! God damn...why do people get so violent when drunk? Its stupid! I do the oposite usually....the more I drink...the more placid I get....................hehe....have a joke....its probably not suitable! Oh well! Well....everbody bar me was hung over. and it was fun to be loud and watch them all shudder! the agro bloke...to prove he wasnt still drunk grabbed a tree branch, swung his legs up on it and let go with his hands...(so he was hangin by just his legs) and shouted... ' SEE....IM NOT HUNG OV---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!' as he came crashing down head first which sent everybody into fits of laughter! Well...we went back to another friends house. He had puked on his bed the night before....and while we were there asked his mum to clear it up coz he still 'felt a little ill...and the sight/smell of it might make him puke again!' well...she came back downstairs with a big grin on his face. She said...'this may be the last time you want me to change your bed sheets' and pulled out a porn mag from behind her back...which again...sent us all into fits of laughter...and him into a fit of red facedness!! Hmm...ok....thats about all for my weeked! Oh....today...I think I was supposed to go into school for all these talks and stuff we have going on...I told my dad we did not have to go coz it is opitional...he swallowed it! Then,....the school rang! I couldnt beleive it! they have never rung before...well....he didnt have a moan...coz hes just not like that...but I think im in a little bit of trouble at school. Its ok! Ill be able to think of a way to lie out of it! Im really good at that! Some of the trouble I ahve got myself out of should go down in the Guinness book of records for the greates most un-beleiveable lies ever told...and belveied by teachers! Well....how was all your weekends! Sorry if i have bored you all! Medeis thanx for you mail. I think I may start my reply after this! Well..Ill be seeing you around....Thanx for readin if you did....if you didnt....why the hell are you reading this line.....readin the last line of a post doesnt make it ok that you didnt read all of it you know....who do u think your trying to fool? your only kidding yourself.....do you feel bad now......good! Get down and gimmie 20....punk ass bitch!! Now....start from the top and read the post through 20 times! And Enjoy it!! hehe! Daysleeper! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: Ok! A big'un! medeis 11:51:02 07/09/01 Mon Re: Ok! A big'un! -- Daysleeper, 13:17:19 07/09/01 Mon *shoves a sock in daysleepers mouth* make him stop talking!! he he! -- storm, 05:57:50 07/10/01 Tue