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Subject: New introductory ofer for new board creatures *cheesy salesperson grin!*


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Date Posted: 13:49:35 05/20/01 Sun
 This once in a lifetime offer of a FREE pair of sunglasses, manufactured only from the finest plastic, vaguely scratch resistent...hury and get your FREE pair!

Or, you also have the oppertunity to purchase an extra item of enchanted forest merchandise, a beautifully crafted sunhat to fend off those powerful moon-rays! This can be bought at the special price of $9.99, or 5 lakecrystals! Get them while you can - limited stock. Offer subject to availability. The enchanted mistress reserves the right to forfeight any offers so running at the time, and an customers she sees as unfit for this special offer. No purchase necessary. Items have the cash value of $0.01. Interest free credit on bulk purchases, please sign your ass up to give me all your money. *smile*
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*lmao* oh, but she is deranged!!!medeis14:08:47 05/20/01 Sun

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