Subject:  that's deep, but this is knee deep(especially on some cowboy) |
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Date Posted: 19:37:48 05/14/01 Mon
In reply to:
storm
's message, "Todays question! (rather silly or deep depending on how you answer!)" on 04:22:24 05/14/01 Mon
1. The end of the universe is the beginning of another, but it could be the beginning of ours. * Jade gets her gear together to go find out. Secures it onto Bessies back and climbs on, but Bessy won't move. So she says,"Giddy up!" No go. Ok, she thinks, I know what to do. Jade gets off and goes into the kitchen to get the baked beans and pintos; then feeds them to Bessy; knowing what they do to her. She goes in the house to get her helmet and nose plugs and gets back on the cow. She barely makes it on before Bessy blasts them both into space...lol.*
2.The concept of blackholes has been proven for the most part. Space debris go in, but don't come out and are theoreticlly ripped apart because of its turbulent nature. It has a gravitational pull because it spins inward and seems to draw the debris in as the Earth holds the moon on our orbit; from its rotation.* Bessy and Jade see a black hole to their left. They are afraid to get too close, but are being drawn to it any way. Jade starts to panic. Then she remembered something. She climbs further onto Bessy's neck and feeds her some more beans. Almost simutaniously Bessy gets the thrust she needs to blow them out of danger*
3.I do not beleive in white holes, that you can go through a blackhole. I do believe in buttholes and wormholes. *Jade and Bessy are growing tired of their journey. They are suprized to find a space anomilly, a wormhole. It transported them back to the Milky Way and home. Bessy is tired of eating beans and wants to find some cold cowboy so she can give him enough fuel to keep warm fo the next month. They land safe and sound back on earth.*
4.Jade looks around and realizes they aren't in Kansas or Florida. Heck, they aren't even in the USA. They are in Ireland. Bessy starts to graze, still holding her gift for the cowboy. Jade starts looking around and sees a rainbow ending alittle off in the distance. She leaves Bessy eating and goes to take a look. When she arrives, she sees mini midgets dancing around a pot of gold. They don't see her sneak up behind them til she is right there. "Ahhhhh! you aren't getting our gold, lass!" One of them jumps onto Jade's back and another tries to from the front. Jade grabs him in the privates. "Ouch! Let go! Let go of my lucky charms!",he yells. "I don't want your gold,"she says,"I want to go home!" The leprechon is only obliging for her request cause she didn't let go til the spall was cast and the next thing she knew she and Bessy were back home and Bessy disappeared and reappeared hovering over the neighborhood cowboy who's 10 gallon hat doesn't exactly hold 10 gallons of anything...lol
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