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> Two nights ago I was walking down my lane and I saw >the most amazing thing. I had to share this with >somebody so I looked up your site. As I walked I >whistled my favorite song. It was repeated back to me >and I quickly turned to the direction of the tune and >there were two upside-down almond shaped black shining >eyes watching my every move. Instinctivly I stopped to >investigate, but then I found I could not move. Sorry >ladies but I have to explain that my penis was frozen >also. I found myself becoming excited by the way that >thing was looking at me...I apparently fainted and >woke to see that my watch read two hours later. My >pants were un-buttoned and I had a small incision in >my left testicle. I am horrified. Please reply back >and tell me if this is normal. > Seth

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