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Date Posted: 05:59:24 11/08/09 Sun

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Date Posted: 01:27:21 11/08/09 Sun

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Subject: Bet against me, Dickheads.


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:44:04 11/07/09 Sat

Cards +3 over Bears $3K

Pack -9 1/2 over the Bucs $3k

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Date Posted: 14:17:43 11/06/09 Fri

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Subject: It's all your fault, gym ratt


Author:
M. Schmidt
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Date Posted: 19:49:59 11/05/09 Thu

First I bet on the Dodgers like you said. This bet lost. Then I bet on the Phillies in the Series like you said. This bet lost too. You are a terrible handicapper.

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Subject: Who is this gym ratt person and why is he stalking me?


Author:
Brett Favre
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Date Posted: 02:10:06 11/05/09 Thu

Tell him to cool it before I call the cops. He is one weird dude.

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Subject: Much as it pains me(up the ass) here is my prediction


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 00:37:31 11/05/09 Thu

for Saturday's showdown game-
MIGHTY HARVARD 60, columbia 3.

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Subject: Why do we stink like shit every year gym ratt?


Author:
fan of the light blue
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Date Posted: 04:33:44 11/04/09 Wed

you predicted we would beat Yale and yet we suffered another monumental collapse. I believed everything you predicted gym ratt and now we are heading for another stinking, rotten, miserable year. Nobody is coming to our games. Why gym ratt why????? The stench of columbia football is now 50 years old. Next year looks horrible. We stink. Give me something to believe in gym ratt. Please. And don't give me your lousy predictions. Dartmouth beat the shit out of us. Dartmouth!!!!!!

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Subject: I'm new to this board


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Ivy Football Fan
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Date Posted: 23:47:43 11/03/09 Tue

Who is this douchebag, gym ratt and why are there so many posts about the rectum of the Ivy League, columbia? Thank you.

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Subject: My lunch with Brett


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 21:30:57 11/03/09 Tue

I had lunch yesterday with Brett Favre. In the course of our long conversation I mentioned the grief I had over my stalker and he said to me......

"Why should you give a fuck? YOU'RE GYM RATT! THE GREATEST HANDICAPPER IN THE WORLD."

You know, he's right. I don't 'give a fuck' anymore. Thanks, Brett!

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Subject: columbia football-it blows


Author:
cu alum class of 37
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Date Posted: 02:06:23 11/03/09 Tue


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Subject: Where are you ASSHOLES today?


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 08:50:42 11/02/09 Mon

I won $1500 on the Ivies and another $10K on the Bears & Vikings Sunday. Not bad for a days work.

And what did my Stalker and Shamwow win?????????
SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The fools bet against the GREAT GYM RATT and now they are penniless! Well, FUCK THEM BOTH AND ANY OTHER FOOL WHO THINKS THEY CAN GO AGAINST GYM RATT! I'm eating Fillet Mignon and drinking Dom tonight while those poor bastards are eating Dog Food! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Subject: Oh well. A bad day betting. But my Lions were well ahead


Author:
Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 07:25:19 11/01/09 Sun

I had to leave but I know they must have won. What was the final score, anyway? How badly did we pound those Elis?

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Subject: gimrat loses, yet again on Saturday games


Author:
First he lies about his record, then the odds
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Date Posted: 02:42:39 11/01/09 Sun

Then he loses on his fake picks. Again. Can hardly wait for Sunday.

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Subject: Shut up gym crap


Author:
Your Cousin Bertha.
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Date Posted: 02:44:23 10/31/09 Sat

you lying, flatulent, miserably hung life long loser. Get over here and try again to be at least half a man. And stop lying!!!!

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Subject: So much jealousy of Gym Ratt


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:02:35 10/31/09 Sat

I can't believe the lengths you dipwads go through to try and discredit my success.

To show I a better man and above the low depths you morons have sunken yourselves into, I'm giving you my sure picks for Sunday.

Bears -13 over Browns $5k

Vikings +3 over Packers $5k

BTW


KISS MY ASS!

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Subject: luther checken in


Author:
luther racquli
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Date Posted: 19:58:47 10/30/09 Fri

luther thenken 2 hisself
i wondir whut teh wite ivy pepole r up 2
it look liek teh saem ol bickerin en rectim poken thet u ivy collige boys r faemis 4
luther sitten here in teh south sied a chigago getten hes nob polished by wite wimmins who apriciaete luthers profesinal graed aquipmint in hes paents
u wite people ken go back 2 yer rectim pokin
luther fineshed spaekin

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Subject: Hey gym ratt, what is your prediction on the


Author:
Need to know to make big money
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Date Posted: 07:15:48 10/30/09 Fri

Dodgers-Yankees series?

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Subject: we stink, stank and stunk for 50 years


Author:
disgraced columbia alum. class of 1960
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Date Posted: 03:59:38 10/30/09 Fri


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Subject: I can hardly wait


Author:
MIGHTY HARVARDIAN
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Date Posted: 20:58:52 10/29/09 Thu

In just a few short weeks my powerful HARVARDIANS will be wiping their collective asses on the puny cu lions. As always, columbia is the asshole of the league. Their players are weak, their coaching is peewee football level and their fans such as the ever lying gym ratt and his best friend(because everyone else truly believes they are aholes) blue balless are losers in life. Our men are planning on visiting Taco Bell the morning of the game.

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Subject: Well JAGOFF, R U HAPPY????????


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:59:18 10/28/09 Wed

DO YOU CUM IN YOUR PANTS EVERYTIME YOU LIE ABOUT ME AND GET MY POSTS KNOCKED OFF THE ISB?

YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO GETTING A PERSONAL VISIT FROM ONE GYM RATT AND BELIEVE ME YOU WILL BE VERY SORRY WHEN YOU DO.......YOU MOTHERFUCKINGBASTARDASSWIPESHITFORBRAINS

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Subject: I can't take it anymore


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 07:35:35 10/27/09 Tue

Everybody is wiping their asses all over my beloved lions. Why do we stink every year? I thought this year would be different. I predicted old cu would pound the BIG GREEN and instead we got the shit beaten out of us. Now I have to lie about my predictions again. I hope no one notices. Wait till MIGHTY HARVARD plays our shit squad. We will be lucky if we get a field goal. Oh wait a minute, our fg kicker sucks too. Another rotten year. We stink.

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Subject: Kiss my ass! How do you feel today SHMWOW?


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 10:28:37 10/26/09 Mon

3-1 in Ivy picks for a $2300 net win.

8-0 in my NFL picks for a $5800 net win.

DON'T FUCK WITH GYM RATT UNLESS YOU LIKE TO LOSE MONEY!

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Subject: I'm looking for some real buffoons to respond to this message


Author:
Help me out fellas with some input
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Date Posted: 11:56:45 10/24/09 Sat


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Subject: How is the weather for the Saturday match-ups?


Author:
Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 01:35:16 10/24/09 Sat

I'm flying my spacecraft in for the Dartmouth game. It looks like rain moving in from the Midwest. Will it get to the NE before kick-off on Sat.?

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Subject: Just like my predictions, my beloved columbia


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 00:07:22 10/22/09 Thu

eats shit. Maybe my lies will help me in my new career, sucking Harvardian butt hairs. Well looks like my shit school is getting ever closer to the 50 year mark. Fifty years without an Ivy football championship. We just stink. Up yours blue balless.

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Subject: Gimrat's Dodgers are about to go down


Author:
If you listened to him/her, then you are too
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Date Posted: 21:36:17 10/20/09 Tue


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Subject: Piss Off you ASSHOLES!


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 02:14:07 10/15/09 Thu

I'm outta here! I'm the greatest handicapper in the world and I don't have to put up with your shit! I'm filthy rich and I can buy you a million time over.

FUCK YOU ALL!

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Subject: Gim rat, if you just stop lying


Author:
maybe your posts will stop being deleted
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Date Posted: 00:39:24 10/15/09 Thu


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Subject: Government says 85,000 Iraqis killed in 2004-08


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UPI
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Date Posted: 00:26:43 10/15/09 Thu

BAGHDAD – At least 85,000 Iraqis lost their lives from 2004-2008 in violence, the government said in its first comprehensive tally released since the war began.

The report by the Human Rights Ministry said 85,694 people were killed in the four-year period and 147,195 were wounded. It counted Iraqi civilians, military and police but did not cover U.S. military deaths, insurgents, or foreigners, including contractors or U.S. forces. And it did not include the first months of the war after the 2003 U.S.-led invasion.

The Associated Press reported in April that the government had recorded 87,215 Iraqi deaths from 2005 to February 2009, a toll very similar to the latest release. It was based on government statistics obtained by the AP and covered violence ranging from catastrophic bombings to execution-style slayings.

Until the AP report, the government's toll of Iraqi deaths had been one of the most closely guarded secrets of the war. It has been hotly disputed because of the high political stakes in a war opposed by many countries and by a large portion of the American public. Critics on each side accuse the other of manipulating the toll to sway public opinion.

The ministry's report came out late Tuesday as part of a larger study on human rights in the country. It described the years that followed the invasion, which toppled Saddam Hussein's regime, as extremely violent.

"Through the terrorist attacks like explosions, assassinations, kidnappings and forced displacements, the outlawed groups have created these terrible figures which represent a big challenge for the rule of law and for the Iraqi people," it said.

Violence has declined dramatically since the worst years, but almost every person in Iraq has been touched by the violence. Insurgents continue to target civilians, especially Shiites and their shrines.

Iraq's death toll continued to climb on Wednesday when three near simultaneous blasts struck the southern Shiite holy city of Karbala. At least six people were killed, Iraqi police and medical officials said.

The ministry's report said 1,279 children and 2,334 women were killed in the four-year period covered. It said 263 university professors, 21 judges, 95 lawyers and 269 journalists were killed, singling out some of the professions which were specifically targeted as the country descended into chaos.

The toll also included 15,000 unidentified bodies not claimed by families and buried in special cemeteries.

As Iraq became increasingly violent following the 2003 invasion, it also became increasingly difficult to independently track death figures.

Statistics from the initial months of the war have been extremely difficult to obtain as there was no functioning Iraqi government during that time and the interim government was not seated until mid-2004. The difficulties of quantifying the loss were compounded by the fact that records were not always compiled centrally, and the brutal insurgency sharply limited on-the-scene reporting. The U.S. military never shared its data.

The number obtained by the AP was a minimum count of violent deaths. The official who provided the data to the AP estimated the actual number of deaths was 10 to 20 percent higher because thousands are still missing and civilians were buried in the chaos of war without official records.

Combined with tallies based on hospital sources and media reports since the beginning of the war and an in-depth review of available evidence by the AP, the figures showed that more than 110,600 Iraqis had died in violence since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion and up through early 2009.

The most recent numbers from Iraq Body Count, a private London-based group that has tracked civilian casualties since the war began, puts the number of civilian casualties as of Oct. 14 at 93,540.

The toll released Tuesday was based on death certificates issued by the Health Ministry, which has tallied them since 2005. The tolls measure only violent deaths — people killed in attacks such as the shootings, bombings, mortar attacks and beheadings that have ravaged Iraq. They exclude indirect factors such as damage to infrastructure, health care and stress that caused thousands more to die.

Some experts favor cluster surveys, in which conclusions are drawn from a select sampling of households. The largest cluster survey in Iraq was conducted in 2007 by the World Health Organization and the Iraqi government. It concluded that about 151,000 Iraqis had died from violence in the 2003-05 period, but that included insurgents.

A more controversial cluster study conducted between May and July 2006 by Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore and Al-Mustansiriya University in Baghdad, published in the Lancet medical journal, estimated that 601,027 Iraqis had died due to violence. The authors said roughly 50,000 more died from nonviolent causes such as heart disease and cancer because of deteriorating health conditions caused by the war.

Critics argue that such surveys are flawed in Iraq because the security situation prevents a proper sampling. They also have margins of error that could skew the numbers by the tens of thousands.

While the Pentagon maintains meticulous records of the number of American troops killed — at least 4,349 as of Wednesday — it does not publicly release comprehensive Iraqi casualty figures. American units around the country do compile figures, drawing them mostly from the Iraqi military. They are not released publicly but are used to determine trends.

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Subject: Gim rat, if you just stop lying


Author:
maybe your posts will stop being deleted
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Date Posted: 23:29:18 10/14/09 Wed


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Subject: AP sources: Afghan corruption worries McChrystal


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AP
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Date Posted: 20:52:57 10/14/09 Wed

WASHINGTON – The top military commander in Afghanistan is asking for up to 80,000 more American troops even as he warns that rampant government corruption there may prevent victory against the Taliban and al-Qaida, according to U.S. officials briefed on his conclusions.

A still-secret document by Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal that requests more troops is expected to be among the topics discussed Wednesday when President Barack Obama meets with his national security team to hash out a strategy for Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Even with additional troops, McChrystal concluded that corruption still could let terrorists turn Afghanistan back into a haven, according to officials at the Pentagon and White House.

His request outlines three options for additional troops — from as many as 80,000 to as few as 10,000 — but favors a compromise of 40,000 more forces, the officials said. They described it to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss it publicly.

Each option carries a high risk of failing, according to U.S. officials, although they said McChrystal concluded that fewer troops will bring the highest risks.

Obama said Tuesday that he will decide in "the coming weeks" on a war strategy and the troops needed to carry it out. Though he said military and security concerns are key parts of his decision, "another element is making sure we're doing a good job in building capacity on the civilian side."

"Our principal goal remains: Root out al-Qaida and its extremist allies that can launch attacks against the United States or its allies," the president said.

There are 67,000 American troops in Afghanistan, and 1,000 more are headed there by the end of December.

Allegations of widespread fraud in Afghanistan's Aug. 20 presidential election threaten to scuttle the international strategy to combat the burgeoning Taliban insurgency. The elections were marred by claims of ballot box stuffing and voter coercion.

On Tuesday, one U.S. military official said discussions within the Obama administration are ongoing about whether it is even possible to "surge" enough troops to overcome the corruption and how crucial a legitimate government in Afghanistan is to the overall war strategy. The official requested anonymity to describe the confidential discussions.

A decision on whether to hold a runoff election between Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai and chief challenger Abdullah Abdullah, a former Afghan foreign minister, could come as early as Saturday.

Corruption can lead to citizens rejecting their government and, in some cases, aligning with rebel or insurgent groups. That in turn creates chaos that can lead to security problems and long-term instability.

Sending in additional troops would help secure Afghanistan but only in the short term, said Jay Parker, a Georgetown University foreign service professor and retired Army colonel. Troops alone can't fix the corruption, the root of the problem, he said.

Now in its ninth year, the war in Afghanistan has been increasingly deadly for NATO forces and faces waning public support in the United States and allied nations. Obama has vowed to disrupt al-Qaida, the terrorist group behind the Sept. 11 attacks, whose leaders are believed to be hiding in Pakistan's mountainous border region with Afghanistan.

Some of Obama's top advisers, chief among them Vice President Joe Biden, want to target al-Qaida with missile-carrying unmanned spy planes and U.S. special forces strikes in Pakistan. But military officials and some diplomats argue that U.S. troops must continue to curb the extremist Taliban's influence in Afghanistan to prevent future alliances with al-Qaida.

McChrystal last month delivered his request for troops to top military leaders who handed it off to Defense Secretary Robert Gates. Gates gave it to Obama days later.

The additional forces would not be deployed until early next year at the soonest, and it is not clear how they would be compiled. Two U.S. officials cited a range of sending between four and eight military brigades, which would mean a mix of Army and Marine units.

An Army brigade generally has between 3,500 and 5,000 soldiers, while a Marine expeditionary brigade could be built up to about 17,000 troops. However, sending a high number of forces would put more stress on troops who are already stretched thin from fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq and probably would reduce the time they would get at home between deployments.

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Subject: Gim rat, you just can't help yourself can you?


Author:
"So far I am 19-5 with another month to go"
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Date Posted: 07:37:09 10/14/09 Wed

It has been documented that you had two 3-loss weeks. You lost 3 games last week. You lost 3 games in an earlier week. Your post doesn't talk about weekends, like you tried to do below, it talks about your overall record.

YOU know you lost more than 5 games. So why do you keep repeating this fiction and pretend no one else will notice? Why do you insist on lying like this? Did your daddy beat you as a small child? Did your mother slap you around? Did the big boys on the playground bully you?

You are truly, really sick. Get help.

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Subject: Dear Gim rat


Author:
There's a way to stop people laughing at your lying.
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Date Posted: 23:33:57 10/13/09 Tue

Stop lying.

OK, I'm laughing at that one, too. We all know that's not possible.

How about asking your doc to strengthen your meds instead?

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Subject: I"m not a lying loser!!!!!!


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 22:12:00 10/13/09 Tue

I always tell the truth and no one believes me. Except for my dearest friend, blue balless. Isn't 6 wins and 24 losses a good record in picking sporting events? I need another date with my cousin bertha.

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Subject: Tuff weekend


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 12:38:24 10/11/09 Sun

I said in the beginning that handicapping the Ivy would be difficult, even for a pro such as myself.

I went 3-2 this weekend, which is way sub-par but I still managed to win $2500. I did this by betting heavy on the Lions.

The best part is that the assholes on this board bet against me and lost their miserable allowances that daddy gives them.

I'm taking a spectacular 19-5 Ivy record into next week. Any of you douche bags have the nerve to bet against me?

BTW

If you took my advice last spring and bet on the Dodgers and the Yankees you must be wearing a shit eating grin on your faces and thanking God you listened to Gym Ratt.

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Subject: Is Gym Ratt the old Green Bolshevik?


Author:
Inquiring minds want to know
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Date Posted: 05:54:04 10/10/09 Sat


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Subject: Well, ASSHOLE. Are you happy that you made a jag of yourself on the ISB?


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 12:35:30 10/07/09 Wed

Just because you can't stand the thought of me being one of the top sports handicappers in the WORLD you made a fucking fool of yourself on the Ivy Board. What really PISSES ME OFF is that maybe someone on that board actually might believe your TOTAL BULLSHIT about my picks! Well, FUCK YOU AND THE FUCK'N HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, ASSHOLE!

The fact is that I am 16-2 in my Ivy Picks so far and I haven't lost an NFL OR CFL game all season, CAN YOU TOP THAT, DOUCHE BAG????

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