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Subject: How about Al Gore?


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Is he the single dumbest person in public life?
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Date Posted: 12:38:19 11/22/09 Sun
The guy's a moron as far as I can tell. I don't think Hollywood's best writers could create a script to make anyone sound as stupid as this cretin does.

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Subject: Where's that punk waterboy?


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Joe Paterno
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Date Posted: 11:23:42 11/21/09 Sat
I need a clean napkin.

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Subject: Geez, I got deleted on ISB yet AGAIN


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Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 01:30:30 11/21/09 Sat
And I wasn't even using my name.

Maybe those ISB mods think I'm a liar or something.

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Subject: I don't care 'what's hang'n' or who had dinner with whom


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Shamwow
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Date Posted: 23:50:15 11/20/09 Fri
I just want Gym Ratt to give him his losers...err winners in this week's Ivy finales.

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Subject: I recently had a lengthy conversation with Joe Paterno.


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Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 01:15:02 11/20/09 Fri
He told me that when the Penn State AD was trying to 'dump' him a few years back, he sent out some feelers to Cornell about possibly finishing his coaching career back where it all began. However, nothing became of this when Penn State, feeling the pressure from alums, decided to retain Joe with a contract extension.

Cornell is the same as Brown, right? These imaginary conversations are hard to remember correctly. Not that it matters much, I can lie about them just as easily as everything else.

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Subject: I am giddy with excitement


Author:
Blue Balles
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Date Posted: 21:19:19 11/18/09 Wed
Our beloved Lions went down to defeat against a loser DePaul team that was 0-18 last year in their league and is predicted to do the same this year. But we showed we were the bigger losers! I am so proud. Reminds me of those wonderful days when when we were destroying the campus and blocking improvements to the athletic department. Those efforts have really paid off!

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Subject: My dinner with Joe Paterno


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 00:04:26 11/18/09 Wed
During the course of my dinner with Joe Paterno last night I happened to mention the problem I have with the assholes on this board and the cock sucker who runs the ISB. Joe looked up from his meal and said to me...."always walk away from a fight not worth winning."

Great advice. So before I say 'fuck you all here and eat shit you jagoff ISB moderator' I'm leaving you with these picks for tonight

Columbia +14 1/2 over DePaul $5k
Gongzaga +4 over MSU $8k
Loyola +1 over Canisius $5k

That's it. I'm out to spend some time in Aruba and with a higher intellectual crowd. Fuck you all and piss off.

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Subject: Attention Gym Ratt. Keep your crap off our boards.


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ISB Moderators
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Date Posted: 03:23:15 11/17/09 Tue
You have been warned.

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Subject: Subject: Penn 24 pt dogs tonight


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Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 02:24:07 11/17/09 Tue
I guess those ISB assholes finally fgiured out what a liar I am about football. I'm going to give it a try on basketball.

My previous post about Penn playing Villanova was deleted, like all my other posts.

Anyway, again, I think Villanova won't cover even though Penn is not the powerhouse it once was.

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Subject: Another 4-0 weekend! Eat shit you jealous bastards!


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 12:38:21 11/15/09 Sun
CHA-CHING! Another $5k in my wallet thanks to another 4-0 weekend. Too bad my picks weren't up long enough for all of you Gym Ratt followers to see. My stalker posted some obscenities and the whole link had to be deleted. WHAT A TURD! If you did see my picks than you, my friend, are very rich tonight.

How about those Lions!

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Subject: Goin for a perfect 4-0 weekend


Author:
Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 19:54:43 11/14/09 Sat
Being deleted twice on ISB, for lying twice each time about my record and the odds.

Beat that.

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Subject: Can't find gr's picks. Usually he has them up by now on ISB


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Concerned Bettor
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Date Posted: 06:56:51 11/14/09 Sat
Twisted and distorted as they usually are.

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Subject: I am not a liar, I am not a liar!!!!!


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 04:29:22 11/14/09 Sat
My Bears won and I won big!!!!

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Subject: Will gimster ever post his picks for this week?


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Probably not. Too chickenshit.
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Date Posted: 02:31:28 11/14/09 Sat
After his latest debacle, who can blame him?

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Subject: Mister PRIME TIME


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 23:04:45 11/12/09 Thu
That's what they call me in Vegas. Mister PRIME TIME.

Well, I've NEVER lost a wager on a Prime Time event and tonight I'm going to extend that steak. Bears vs 49ers.

The Bears looked pathetic last week. Humiliated. The 49ers are on a losing streak but have former Bear Singletary as their new coach. The Bears haven't won in Frisco in over a decade. What to do?

Well, I just got off the phone with Coach Smith and he assured me that the 49ers won't cover. He also told me that the Bear defense will be kicking some ass tonight.

I've got BIG BALLS! I'm taking the Bears and 3 for $5k.

BTW

FUCK YOU STALKER AND SHAMWOW.

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Subject: I'm ready to move on to our next losing season


Author:
Blue Balles
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Date Posted: 01:22:39 11/11/09 Wed
Since the football season is now officially in the tank and a strong Lions' finish is still a pipe dream, our Lions are ready for some hard-court action next week.

Columbia tips off the 17th against DePaul, a formidable opponent. This will be a good early test for a Lions team that will contend for the Ivy cellar and a trip to Pronto Pizza. I'm especially proud of my efforts to keep CU from having decent athletic facilities.

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Subject: who is going to bone us up the ass this Saturday blue balls?


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 01:07:33 11/11/09 Wed
I need to start preparing my weekly lies.

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Subject: I got erased again. But I like this.


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Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 09:07:28 11/10/09 Tue
I can lie and no one can catch me.

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Subject: we took it up the ass on Saturday blue balless


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gym ratt
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Date Posted: 04:43:33 11/10/09 Tue
MIGHTY HARVARD beat the living shit out of us. Another miserable losing day in columbia's wretched history. Show me the way blue balls. Please show me the way. By the way, why won't your lovely Cousin Bertha return my many calls?

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Subject: Yet another PERFECT Ivy prediction weekend!


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:09:57 11/09/09 Mon
Well, where are you ASSHOLES today? Where is Shamwow? Where is my stalker? Where are the Gym Ratt doubters? I'll tell you---THEY ARE ALL PENNILESS BETTING AGAINST ME AND MY IVY PICKS.

I made a nice $4k just on the Ivy picks (4-0) and another $12 on the Breeders Cup.

Eat your hearts out and don't ever try to go against Gym Ratt unless you enjoy losing!

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Subject: Bet against me, Dickheads.


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:44:04 11/07/09 Sat
Cards +3 over Bears $3K

Pack -9 1/2 over the Bucs $3k

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Subject: It's all your fault, gym ratt


Author:
M. Schmidt
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Date Posted: 19:49:59 11/05/09 Thu
First I bet on the Dodgers like you said. This bet lost. Then I bet on the Phillies in the Series like you said. This bet lost too. You are a terrible handicapper.

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Subject: Who is this gym ratt person and why is he stalking me?


Author:
Brett Favre
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Date Posted: 02:10:06 11/05/09 Thu
Tell him to cool it before I call the cops. He is one weird dude.

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Subject: Much as it pains me(up the ass) here is my prediction


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 00:37:31 11/05/09 Thu
for Saturday's showdown game-
MIGHTY HARVARD 60, columbia 3.

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Subject: Why do we stink like shit every year gym ratt?


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fan of the light blue
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Date Posted: 04:33:44 11/04/09 Wed
you predicted we would beat Yale and yet we suffered another monumental collapse. I believed everything you predicted gym ratt and now we are heading for another stinking, rotten, miserable year. Nobody is coming to our games. Why gym ratt why????? The stench of columbia football is now 50 years old. Next year looks horrible. We stink. Give me something to believe in gym ratt. Please. And don't give me your lousy predictions. Dartmouth beat the shit out of us. Dartmouth!!!!!!

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Subject: I'm new to this board


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Ivy Football Fan
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Date Posted: 23:47:43 11/03/09 Tue
Who is this douchebag, gym ratt and why are there so many posts about the rectum of the Ivy League, columbia? Thank you.

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Subject: My lunch with Brett


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 21:30:57 11/03/09 Tue
I had lunch yesterday with Brett Favre. In the course of our long conversation I mentioned the grief I had over my stalker and he said to me......

"Why should you give a fuck? YOU'RE GYM RATT! THE GREATEST HANDICAPPER IN THE WORLD."

You know, he's right. I don't 'give a fuck' anymore. Thanks, Brett!

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Subject: columbia football-it blows


Author:
cu alum class of 37
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Date Posted: 02:06:23 11/03/09 Tue

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Subject: Where are you ASSHOLES today?


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 08:50:42 11/02/09 Mon
I won $1500 on the Ivies and another $10K on the Bears & Vikings Sunday. Not bad for a days work.

And what did my Stalker and Shamwow win?????????
SHIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The fools bet against the GREAT GYM RATT and now they are penniless! Well, FUCK THEM BOTH AND ANY OTHER FOOL WHO THINKS THEY CAN GO AGAINST GYM RATT! I'm eating Fillet Mignon and drinking Dom tonight while those poor bastards are eating Dog Food! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Subject: Oh well. A bad day betting. But my Lions were well ahead


Author:
Gym Rat
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Date Posted: 07:25:19 11/01/09 Sun
I had to leave but I know they must have won. What was the final score, anyway? How badly did we pound those Elis?

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Subject: gimrat loses, yet again on Saturday games


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First he lies about his record, then the odds
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Date Posted: 02:42:39 11/01/09 Sun
Then he loses on his fake picks. Again. Can hardly wait for Sunday.

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Subject: Shut up gym crap


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Your Cousin Bertha.
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Date Posted: 02:44:23 10/31/09 Sat
you lying, flatulent, miserably hung life long loser. Get over here and try again to be at least half a man. And stop lying!!!!

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Subject: So much jealousy of Gym Ratt


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:02:35 10/31/09 Sat
I can't believe the lengths you dipwads go through to try and discredit my success.

To show I a better man and above the low depths you morons have sunken yourselves into, I'm giving you my sure picks for Sunday.

Bears -13 over Browns $5k

Vikings +3 over Packers $5k

BTW


KISS MY ASS!

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Subject: luther checken in


Author:
luther racquli
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Date Posted: 19:58:47 10/30/09 Fri
luther thenken 2 hisself
i wondir whut teh wite ivy pepole r up 2
it look liek teh saem ol bickerin en rectim poken thet u ivy collige boys r faemis 4
luther sitten here in teh south sied a chigago getten hes nob polished by wite wimmins who apriciaete luthers profesinal graed aquipmint in hes paents
u wite people ken go back 2 yer rectim pokin
luther fineshed spaekin

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Subject: Hey gym ratt, what is your prediction on the


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Need to know to make big money
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Date Posted: 07:15:48 10/30/09 Fri
Dodgers-Yankees series?

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Subject: we stink, stank and stunk for 50 years


Author:
disgraced columbia alum. class of 1960
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Date Posted: 03:59:38 10/30/09 Fri

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Subject: I can hardly wait


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MIGHTY HARVARDIAN
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Date Posted: 20:58:52 10/29/09 Thu
In just a few short weeks my powerful HARVARDIANS will be wiping their collective asses on the puny cu lions. As always, columbia is the asshole of the league. Their players are weak, their coaching is peewee football level and their fans such as the ever lying gym ratt and his best friend(because everyone else truly believes they are aholes) blue balless are losers in life. Our men are planning on visiting Taco Bell the morning of the game.

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Subject: Well JAGOFF, R U HAPPY????????


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 01:59:18 10/28/09 Wed
DO YOU CUM IN YOUR PANTS EVERYTIME YOU LIE ABOUT ME AND GET MY POSTS KNOCKED OFF THE ISB?

YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO GETTING A PERSONAL VISIT FROM ONE GYM RATT AND BELIEVE ME YOU WILL BE VERY SORRY WHEN YOU DO.......YOU MOTHERFUCKINGBASTARDASSWIPESHITFORBRAINS

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Subject: Kiss my ass! How do you feel today SHMWOW?


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 10:28:37 10/26/09 Mon
3-1 in Ivy picks for a $2300 net win.

8-0 in my NFL picks for a $5800 net win.

DON'T FUCK WITH GYM RATT UNLESS YOU LIKE TO LOSE MONEY!

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