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Subject: Our hopes this season are dimming


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 22:03:38 02/08/10 Mon

The loss to Yale on Saturday has put a major roadblock on our NIT chances.

However, on a upbeat note, what we are seeing with this team is a major contender to take the Ivy Crown next season and go to the BIG DANCE!

GO LIONS!

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Subject: Please don't ever change, gimrat


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Your moronic predictions provide neverending entertainment
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Date Posted: 20:05:10 02/08/10 Mon


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Subject: DOWN GOES BROWN!!!!!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:59:38 02/07/10 Sun

NEW YORK -- After trailing by nine points at halftime, Columbia outscored Brown 38-18 in the second half, holding the Bears to 25 percent from the field in the half, and won its second straight Ivy League game, 65-54, at Levien Gym.

When Brown stormed out to an 11-0 lead after most of the Levien Gym faithful had just settled into their seats, it appeared to be the Bears' night. Columbia head coach Joe Jones used three first-half timeouts to settle his troops and eventually the Lions had chipped away at the Brown lead and trailed 36-27 at halftime.

Part of the reason Brown jumped out quickly was that the Bears hit 57.1 percent from the floor in the first half. Of Brown's 12 field goals, five different Brown players made seven three-pointers.

Columbia still trailed by 10 at the 17-minute mark of the second half, after Matt Mullery hit a basket for his 12th point of the game. A minute later, Max Craig stepped in to defend Mullery down low and the momentum swung Columbia's way. The Bears managed just two field goals in the final 17 minutes of the game.

Noruwa Agho, who had an outstanding all-around effort with his first career double-double (18 points, 10 rebounds) nailed a three-pointer to bring Columbia to within five, 44-39, with 13:51 left.

The teams stopped each other defensively several times down the floor and Brown still held a 48-43 with 7:39 to play on a Mullery basket.

Niko Scott then converted a three-point play to cut the deficit to two, allowing Asenso Ampim to go to work.

Ampim had a stellar game with 17 points, 11 coming in the second half. Ampim scored five points in a row for the Lions, allowing Columbia to take the lead for good, 51-49, on a three-point play down low.

The three-point play sparked a 17-5 Columbia run to end the game. Ampim scored seven points in the run, and Brian Grimes had four points, including three huge plays that helped seal the win.

With Columbia ahead by six with three minutes left, Grimes saved a rebound after his own miss by flying out of bounds and saving possession, allowing the clock to wind down. Grimes then nailed an 18-foot jumper from the corner on the same possession and put an excalamation point on the stretch with a driving lefty dunk to put the Lions ahead by eight with 1:39 left.

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Subject: Hat's off to the Ladies!


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:58:17 02/06/10 Sat

NEW YORK -- For the second consecutive week, the Columbia University women’s basketball team finds itself on the road for an Ivy League doubleheader. After splitting their two games against Harvard and Dartmouth last weekend, the Lions will take on Brown and Yale in back-to-back games on Feb. 5 and 6. Columbia stands in second place in the Ivy League with a 3-1 record (12-6 overall). Play-by-play announcer Lance Medow will call the action for both games on gocolumbialions.com.

LAST TIME OUT
For the first time in eight seasons, the Columbia University women’s basketball team solved the puzzle known as Leede Arena. The Lions traveled to Hanover, N.H. on Saturday, Jan. 30, to face defending Ivy League champion Dartmouth and behind great ball movement on offense and a swarming defense, came away with a 72-59 victory.

SERIES HISTORIES
Columbia swept Brown last season rather handily, coming away with a 76-51 win in Providence and an 88-57 decision at Levien Gymnasium. Judie Lomax averaged 17.0 ppg and 16.0 rpg in the two games, while Sara Yee had a career-high 20 points in the win at the Pizzitola Center. Overall, the Bears lead the series 35-11.

Against Yale, the Lions split the season series in 2008-09, with each team winning at home. Lomax averaged 16.0 points and 18.0 rebounds against the Bulldogs, while senior Danielle Browne tallied 14.0 points per game. Yale leads the series 33-13 overall.

ABOUT COLUMBIA
Off to a 3-1 start in Ivy League play for the first time in program history, the Lions will close out their four-game road trip this weekend at Yale and Brown. Columbia has played five of its last six contests away from home, and is 6-3 overall on the road this year. The junior class of Judie Lomax, Kathleen Barry and Lauren Dwyer has accounted for 67 percent of the team offense in Ivy League play, while the senior guard tandem of Danielle Browne and Sara Yee have combined for 27 assists and just nine turnovers. The Lions have also forced 103 turnovers (25.8/game) in the four games and are holding opponents to just 26.7 percent shooting from three-point land.

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Subject: Congratulations Mr. Foley!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:54:41 02/06/10 Sat

NEW YORK – For the second consecutive season, Columbia senior co-captain Patrick Foley has earned a spot on the CoSIDA/ESPN The Magazine Academic All-American first team.

An Academic All-America honoree last year, Foley has fought through an injury-riddled campaign but has started all 14 games he has played. Despite missing four games so far this year, he still ranks second on the team in points per game, averaging just a shade under 10 per game. He leads the team in assists and free throw percentage and the 6-2 Foley also has four blocked shots on the season.

A two-time co-captain, Foley has had a distinguished career in a Lion uniform. Selected as one of 30 national finalists earlier this year for the Lowe's Senior C.L.A.S.S. Award, Foley was Columbia Men's Basketball's first Academic All-American since Shane Cotner in 1978 and the first Columbian in any sport to earn Academic All-America honors since 2006. A history major in Columbia College, Foley currently sports a 3.87 grade point average.

It is the fourth straight year that a Columbia Men's Basketball player earned a place on the Academic All-District I team. In both 2007 and 2008, former Lion center Ben Nwachukwu was named to the All-District first team.

As a member of the All-District first team, Foley is now eligible for Academic All-America consideration for the second straight year. The CoSIDA/ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America team will be released on February 24.

The Lions are back in action at Levien Gym tomorrow, Friday, February 5 against Brown at 7 p.m. The home weekend, which also marks Men's Basketball alumni weekend, continues on Saturday, Feb. 6 vs. Yale, also at 7 p.m.

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Subject: Another fine weekend of Columbia roundball


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:52:57 02/06/10 Sat

NEW YORK – Coming off a 63-51 win over Dartmouth last Saturday at Levien Gym, Columbia continues its homestand with a matchup against Brown on Friday, February 5 at 7 p.m. The weekend action will continue on Saturday, Feb. 6 when the Lions host Yale, also at 7 p.m.

Tickets for both games are available online or by calling the athletics ticket office at 888-LIONS-11. Alex Oberweger and Ron Ganulin will call the action on gocolumbialions.com on Friday night and Dalen Cuff joins Oberweger behind the mic on Saturday night. Live video and audio is available on gocolumbialions.com. Live stats and game notes are also available.

MORE ON THE GAMES
Live Video/Audio gocolumbialions.com
Alex Oberweger (play-by-play)
Dalen Cuff (color commentary)
Student Radio WKCR 89.9 FM
Tom DiBenedetto (play-by-play)
Destin Jenkins (color commentary)

THE HISTORY NOTE - BROWN
Columbia swept the season series with Brown in 2008-09, but the Bears had won three straight in the series prior to that. Columbia still has won three of the last four meetings at Levien Gym and the Lions lead the all-time series, 64-59. Brown walked away with a 10-8 win over Columbia in Columbia’s first intercollegiate season in 1901, a decade after Dr. James Naismith invented the game of basketball in 1891.

THE HISTORY NOTE - YALE
Columbia and Yale met twice during the 1901-02 season. The Bulldogs captured the series opener, 48-3, but Columbia bounced back in the second meeting to claim a 19-14 victory. The Lions hold a 122-94 advantage in the all-time series, and have won four of the last six times, including two straight at Levien Gym.

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Subject: What's up Suckers?


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Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 23:18:51 02/05/10 Fri

I see Ol' Blue Balls has taken over this shit hole.

I'm in my beach front condo in Aruba, counting my endless piles of cash and getting ready to go the Super Bowl (as a guest of Emitt Smith).

Here's a morsel for all of you losers from the greatest handicapper in the world (me).

Take the Colts and give the Saints 5pts. I did for $50k.

Don't you wish you could be like me??????


BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: luther amaezid thet u wite pepole still pokin teh rectim


Author:
luther racquli
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Date Posted: 08:57:54 02/05/10 Fri

y get ass wen u ken gaet niec wite trim

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Subject: Sorry about the down time on this board.


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 00:01:02 02/04/10 Thu

Too many folks trying to get on the CU bandwagon!

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Subject: Here's the skinny on the win over DC


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:49:57 02/02/10 Tue

NEW YORK -- Columbia's Noruwa Agho scored 14 of his 25 points in the second half as the Lions grabbed the lead in the second half, holding on for a 63-51 win over Dartmouth at Levien Gym on Saturday night. It was Columbia's first Ivy League win of the season after three straight losses to Cornell and Harvard.

Columbia started out quick, taking a 9-3 lead on three straight three-pointers, two by Niko Scott and one by Agho. The Lions extended their lead to 17-6 on another Agho triple at the 14-minute mark, but then Dartmouth started to come back.

The Big Green eventually ripped off a 12-0 run, holding the Lions scoreless for seven and a half minutes, which allowed Dartmouth to take an 18-17 lead.

After Columbia briefly regained the lead on a foul-line jumper by Zack Crimmins, Dartmouth went back in front and eventually led 25-21 on a three-pointer by Robby Pride with 2:26 left in the half.

Columbia's defense got stops on three straight possessions to end the half and Brian Barbour sank two free throws to tie the game at 25 at intermission.

The game remained close for the first five minutes of the second half. Dartmouth went in front, 31-30, on a Ronnie Dixon jumper but the Lions responded to take the lead and would lead for the rest of the game.

Two Zack Crimmins free throws gave the Lions a 32-31 edge and Agho scored seven straight points to push the Columbia lead to eight.

After Dartmouth cut it to four, Max Craig came in to score on a putback layup, sparking Columbia on an 11-1 run, including a thunderous left-handed dunk by Brian Grimes after a dish from Agho.

The Lions led 50-36 with 5:55 left but Dartmouth cut the Columbia advantage to 55-50 on a three-pointer by Pride with 1:07 remaining.

Columbia remained composed, however, hitting eight straight free throws in the final minute to cement the win.

Agho finished shooting 8-of-12 from the field and also grabbed nine rebounds. Scott added 12 points and five rebounds, while Barbour had a career-high eight points and made all six of his shots from the foul line.

Columbia is back in action at Levien Gym next weekend when the Lions will host Brown on Friday, February 5 at 7 p.m. Tickets are available online or by calling the ticket office at 888-LIONS-11.

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Subject: Tonight we take on Dartmouth


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:37:19 01/31/10 Sun

A victory puts us back in the hunt!

GO LIONS

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Subject: Tuff loss.


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 12:36:48 01/30/10 Sat

We needed our bench to come through and they let us down.

Our chances of winning the Ivy took a minor hit tonight. We're still in the fight but maybe it's time to think of the NIT instead.

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Subject: The game tonight against Harvard is sold out!


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 00:26:01 01/30/10 Sat

If you don't have a ticket you'll be missing a great game.

GO LIONS!

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Subject: Hey Lion Bore


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Mr. Reality
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Date Posted: 03:18:32 01/28/10 Thu

You are giving blue balless a real run for his money as columbia's douchebag of the year. I really enjoyed watching the BIG RED crush your team of weaklings at your shithole high school gym last week. You and the other 50 columbia fans left at halftime, quitting at the same time as your miserable team. You didn't get to see the BIG RED wipe their asses on your wimpy squad. columbia always stinks.

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Subject: Join me Friday as we open a can of 'woopass' on the Crimson!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:32:22 01/28/10 Thu

NEW YORK – Levien Gym is nearing a sellout for the second straight game. A limited number of $10 tickets are available for Columbia's men's basketball game against Harvard on Friday, Jan. 29 by calling the athletics ticket office at 888-LIONS-11.

A select number of tickets are still available online for future men’s and women's basketball home games.

Help give your Lions a true home court advantage! Students are encouraged to arrive early to guarantee admission into Levien Gym. A limited number of seats are available in the Lions Den student section. Admission is free for all Columbia undergraduate and graduate students with Columbia or Barnard ID.

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Subject: Columbia Athletics Hall of Fame Nomination


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:39:38 01/27/10 Wed

Vote now for your favorite athletes:

http://www.gocolumbialions.com//quest/Questionaire.dbml?&QID=2775&DB_OEM_ID=9600&KEY=&DB_OEM_ID=9600&DB_LANG=&IN_SUBSCRIBER_CONTENT=

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Subject: Tough loss this weekend


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 23:31:19 01/25/10 Mon

It would have been nice to come home with a victory over Cornell but it was not in the cards.

This was a blow to our Ivy Crown chances and a trip to the Big Dance. However, it was not fatal, we still have our dignity and with a run of the table we will be in the hunt!

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Subject: Nice dynamics blue balls


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In the Know
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Date Posted: 22:29:21 01/25/10 Mon

Another shit performance by your shit school. You and that lying loser gym crap are the two biggest dbags in the Ivy League. You bums and your wretched light blue stink every stinking year. Get lost you little whimpy losers.

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Subject: evry body en chigago celibraetin thet bret fart loose teh super bowel


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luther racquli
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Date Posted: 18:20:14 01/25/10 Mon


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Subject: Yale 71, Brown 63


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 12:35:21 01/23/10 Sat

Ho hum. Two teams going nowhere, neither with the dynamics of Columbia!

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Subject: UNLEASH THE ROAR! I'LL BE THERE!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 00:34:34 01/22/10 Fri

NEW YORK – For Columbia's basketball doubleheader with Cornell on Saturday, Jan. 23, a limited number of $10 standing room tickets will be available for purchase beginning at 2:30 p.m. on Saturday at the box office window located on the second floor of the Levien Gymnasium lobby.

A select number of tickets are still available online for future men’s and women's basketball home games.

The first 400 students in the Levien doors get a free Unleash the Roar t-shirt. Help make Levien a true home court advantage! Students are encouraged to arrive early to Levien Gym for the best seats in the Lions Den student section. Admission to the doubleheader is free for all Columbia students with Columbia or Barnard ID.

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Subject: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 03:16:57 01/21/10 Thu

I woke up this morning and my room reeked. I must have had another one of my horrible flatulence attacks. My Cousin Bertha is threatening to throw me out because my gas is stinking up her entire house. It is effecting me so much I can't concentrate on my lies for this week.

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Subject: Scott Brown Elected in Massachusetts!!!!!!


Author:
One more step in saving our country
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Date Posted: 10:17:01 01/20/10 Wed


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Subject: Columbia, the home of noetic stimulation!


Author:
Lion Roar
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Date Posted: 20:42:24 01/18/10 Mon

The Ivy wouldn't be the Ivy with her.

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Subject: We may have lost the game but NOT our INTENSITY!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 05:44:23 01/18/10 Mon

ITHACA, N.Y. - In front of a full house at Newman Arena, Cornell pushed an eight-point first-half lead to 18 points at halftime, on its way to a 74-53 win over Columbia in the Ivy League opener for both teams.

Cornell jumped out to a 24-8 lead at the nine-minute mark on a jumper by Ryan Wittman, who scored 10 points in the first half.

The Lions then outscored Cornell 11-3 over the next three minutes to get to within eight, 27-19, at the six-minute mark. Columbia was still down by just 10 with three minutes remaining but Cornell ended the half by scoring eight unanswered points to take a 39-21 lead at halftime.

Columbia kept up its intensity to start the second half but Cornell worked the ball to seven-foot Jeff Foote in the post to build a 20-point lead early in the half. The Lions were unable to get into an offensive rhythm in the paint and had a number of outside shots rim in and out.

Cornell led by as many as 32 with seven minutes to play as the Lions hung tough down the stretch to whittle down the lead.

Wroblewski and Wittman led Cornell with 13 points each, while Foote added 12 points and 10 boards. Kevin Bulger led Columbia with nine, while Mark Cisco and Noruwa Agho added seven apiece.

Columbia and Cornell will meet again next Saturday, January 23 at Levien Gym at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets are available by calling 888-LIONS-11.

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Subject: We may have lose the game but NOT our INTENSITY!


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 05:42:48 01/18/10 Mon

ITHACA, N.Y. - In front of a full house at Newman Arena, Cornell pushed an eight-point first-half lead to 18 points at halftime, on its way to a 74-53 win over Columbia in the Ivy League opener for both teams.

Cornell jumped out to a 24-8 lead at the nine-minute mark on a jumper by Ryan Wittman, who scored 10 points in the first half.

The Lions then outscored Cornell 11-3 over the next three minutes to get to within eight, 27-19, at the six-minute mark. Columbia was still down by just 10 with three minutes remaining but Cornell ended the half by scoring eight unanswered points to take a 39-21 lead at halftime.

Columbia kept up its intensity to start the second half but Cornell worked the ball to seven-foot Jeff Foote in the post to build a 20-point lead early in the half. The Lions were unable to get into an offensive rhythm in the paint and had a number of outside shots rim in and out.

Cornell led by as many as 32 with seven minutes to play as the Lions hung tough down the stretch to whittle down the lead.

Wroblewski and Wittman led Cornell with 13 points each, while Foote added 12 points and 10 boards. Kevin Bulger led Columbia with nine, while Mark Cisco and Noruwa Agho added seven apiece.

Columbia and Cornell will meet again next Saturday, January 23 at Levien Gym at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets are available by calling 888-LIONS-11.

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Subject: How Does Preparation H Work?


Author:
Inquiring minds
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Date Posted: 23:19:06 01/16/10 Sat


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Subject: SENIOR MOMENTS


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:58:05 01/16/10 Sat


Columbia’s senior trio of Kevin Bulger, Patrick Foley and Niko Scott have helped lead the Lions to 48 wins during their careers in a Lion uniform. The group has a chance to combine for the most wins over a four-year period since the class of 1979, headlined by Alton Byrd and Ricky Free, which won 56 games from the 1975-76 season to 1978-79. The recent Columbia senior classes of 2008 and 2009 each had 53 wins during their four-year careers.

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Subject: COLUMBIA LEADS THE NATION IN THREE-POINT SHOOTING


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:56:58 01/16/10 Sat


Over the first 14 games of the season, Columbia ranks first among all NCAA Division I teams in three-point accuracy. The Lions are shooting 44.1 percent from beyond the arc so far this season, making 79 of 179 three-point attempts. Columbia is ahead of third-ranked Kansas, which has made 42.9 percent of its three-pointers this season.

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Subject: 20-20 VISION


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:55:56 01/16/10 Sat

Sophomore Noruwa Agho has scored at least 20 points eight times this season, the most among Ivy League players so far this season. Agho enters action as the top three-point shooter in the nation, as he is making 56.5 percent of his shots from three-point range (39 of 69 this season).

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Subject: Men's Basketball Starts Ivy League Action at Cornell on Saturday


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Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:54:59 01/16/10 Sat

NEW YORK – The 14-game Ivy League tournament begins for Columbia this Saturday, January 16 against Cornell, which has won the league in each of the past two seasons. The Lions finished the non-league slate at 6-8, despite having five losses by six points or less. Cornell comes into the game at 14-3, having won its last two games.

The game can be seen live on Time Warner Central New York and can be heard live on gocolumbialions.com with Jerry Recco and Dalen Cuff providing the call. Live stats and game notes are also available.

THE SERIES UP CLOSE
Series record: Columbia, 118-94
Series started: 1902-03
Last time out: Cornell, 83-72 (1/24/09)

MORE ON THE GAME
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Radio gocolumbialions.com
Jerry Recco (play-by-play)
Dalen Cuff (color commentary)
Additional Radio WKCR 89.9 FM
Destin Jenkins (play-by-play)
Tom DiBenedetto (color commentary)

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Subject: Help Columbia Pack the House Next Saturday, Jan. 23 for Basketball Doubleheader


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 01:53:33 01/16/10 Sat

Columbia is proud to announce that next Saturday, January 23, is Pack the House Night when the Columbia Men and Women’s Basketball teams open up their home Ivy League season against Cornell.

Off to the best start in program history, the Columbia women are 9-5 entering Ivy League action, paced by Judie Lomax, who is averaging an Ivy League-best 17.6 points per game and is leading the nation at 14.6 rebounds per contest. Fellow juniors Kathleen Barry (12.2 ppg) and Lauren Dwyer (11.0 ppg) also average double figures for the Lions, who have won five of their last six games.

The men's team is holding strong within the top half of the Ivy League standings, where the Lions have finished in each of the past three seasons. Columbia is led by senior captains Kevin Bulger, Patrick Foley and Niko Scott, along with sophomore Noruwa Agho, who is the top three-point shooter in the nation.

Help Columbia reach a sellout! The women’s basketball game starts at 4:30 p.m. and the men’s basketball game starts at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets remain for only $10. Call 888-LIONS-11 or click here to order your tickets.

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Subject: I'm sorry I haven't posted a message for a few days, but


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 02:30:35 01/14/10 Thu

I have been busily preparing my lies for the new year. I can't wait for the football season and another chance for my beloved very light blue columbians to stink like shit for the 50th straight year. Thank you again for your kind messages of support regarding my severe flatulence problem.

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Subject: Where did you piss today??????????????


Author:
Johnny Krapper
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Date Posted: 01:51:13 01/12/10 Tue

Where did you piss today?
In your toilet, in your sink or on your drive-way?
Where did you piss today?
Was short, was it long or the usual way?

Where did you piss today?
Was it yellow or white or smokey gray?
Where did you piss today?
In your pants, at a dance, oh why can't you say?

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Subject: Some one tipped me off about this site


Author:
Blue Balls
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Date Posted: 12:40:15 01/11/10 Mon

What a shame and waste.

I do like the color scheme,however.

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Subject: Yet another Democrat politician convicted of corruption


Author:
There's a special place in Hell for the Balt Mayor who stole ffrom the poor
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Date Posted: 07:48:13 01/09/10 Sat


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Subject: Please lube me up first blue balls!!!!!!!!


Author:
gym ratt-proud follower of columbia's championship football team
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Date Posted: 03:16:38 01/09/10 Sat


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Subject: I really miss Gym Ratt


Author:
Shamwow
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Date Posted: 01:03:42 01/09/10 Sat

No one could call them like the 'Ratt'.

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Subject: My encounter with nature


Author:
Johnny Krapper
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Date Posted: 12:45:58 01/07/10 Thu

My toilet was backed up
So I acted like a pup
Squatted my ass outside
And with very much pride
Took a very nice dump
Over by the old tree stump
My neighbor saw me
As I stood up to pee
Congratulated me for being green
Said I should join Al Gore's team
Now I'm the pride of the whole damn 'hood
Helping the environment turn from bad to good.

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Subject: I can hardly wait for another championship year of columbia football to begin


Author:
blue balls
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Date Posted: 02:18:59 01/07/10 Thu

this fall is going to be fabulous!!!!!

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Subject: Very, very few postings of late....Looks like some regulars


Author:
are following thru on New Years Resolutions to stop being dipsticks
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Date Posted: 02:33:55 01/06/10 Wed


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Subject: consider them spread blue balls


Author:
gym ratt
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Date Posted: 03:28:39 01/05/10 Tue


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Subject: I NEED YOUR BOWL PICKS---NOW!


Author:
Shamwow
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Date Posted: 00:02:20 12/31/09 Thu

I'm in the hole and my brother-in -law is pissed at me.

Please, Gym Ratt, give me some of your bowl picks so I can make some of my money back. HONEST!

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Subject: I spoke to Dick Jauron not too long ago


Author:
Gym Ratt
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Date Posted: 21:21:19 12/24/09 Thu

He asked me to get him the same thing Joe Paterno was having.

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Subject: Censorship on his board!


Author:
Jerry Garcia
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Date Posted: 08:57:11 12/24/09 Thu

Come on Hogboy why the censorship!

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Subject: Opps!


Author:
Johnny Krapper
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Date Posted: 02:05:58 12/23/09 Wed

I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor,
Make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
No pain, no strain,
Just let it drain,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Some people think it's gross,
But it's really toast.
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Sittin' in the pool,
And I felt something cool,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
I was walkin' down the hall,
And I felt somethin' fall,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!

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