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Subject: Our hopes this season are dimming
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 22:03:38 02/08/10 Mon The loss to Yale on Saturday has put a major roadblock on our NIT chances. However, on a upbeat note, what we are seeing with this team is a major contender to take the Ivy Crown next season and go to the BIG DANCE! GO LIONS! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Extra special yawn (NT) -- Super duper yawner, 22:49:31 02/08/10 Mon

Subject: Please don't ever change, gimrat
Author: Your moronic predictions provide neverending entertainment [Edit]	Date Posted: 20:05:10 02/08/10 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: DOWN GOES BROWN!!!!!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:59:38 02/07/10 Sun NEW YORK -- After trailing by nine points at halftime, Columbia outscored Brown 38-18 in the second half, holding the Bears to 25 percent from the field in the half, and won its second straight Ivy League game, 65-54, at Levien Gym. When Brown stormed out to an 11-0 lead after most of the Levien Gym faithful had just settled into their seats, it appeared to be the Bears' night. Columbia head coach Joe Jones used three first-half timeouts to settle his troops and eventually the Lions had chipped away at the Brown lead and trailed 36-27 at halftime. Part of the reason Brown jumped out quickly was that the Bears hit 57.1 percent from the floor in the first half. Of Brown's 12 field goals, five different Brown players made seven three-pointers. Columbia still trailed by 10 at the 17-minute mark of the second half, after Matt Mullery hit a basket for his 12th point of the game. A minute later, Max Craig stepped in to defend Mullery down low and the momentum swung Columbia's way. The Bears managed just two field goals in the final 17 minutes of the game. Noruwa Agho, who had an outstanding all-around effort with his first career double-double (18 points, 10 rebounds) nailed a three-pointer to bring Columbia to within five, 44-39, with 13:51 left. The teams stopped each other defensively several times down the floor and Brown still held a 48-43 with 7:39 to play on a Mullery basket. Niko Scott then converted a three-point play to cut the deficit to two, allowing Asenso Ampim to go to work. Ampim had a stellar game with 17 points, 11 coming in the second half. Ampim scored five points in a row for the Lions, allowing Columbia to take the lead for good, 51-49, on a three-point play down low. The three-point play sparked a 17-5 Columbia run to end the game. Ampim scored seven points in the run, and Brian Grimes had four points, including three huge plays that helped seal the win. With Columbia ahead by six with three minutes left, Grimes saved a rebound after his own miss by flying out of bounds and saving possession, allowing the clock to wind down. Grimes then nailed an 18-foot jumper from the corner on the same possession and put an excalamation point on the stretch with a driving lefty dunk to put the Lions ahead by eight with 1:39 left. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Stupendous yawn (NT) -- Prodigious yawner, 02:01:27 02/07/10 Sun Yawn of a lifetime (NT) -- Yawner of a lifetime, 07:25:23 02/07/10 Sun My 'Brown' is always 'going down'! -- American Freedom Fighter, 22:11:10 02/07/10 Sun Har, har, har!!! (NT) -- You, sir, are quite the comedian!!!!, 07:10:31 02/09/10 Tue Bend over and look in the mirror---it's crusty black (NT) -- Bush '04, 12:02:22 02/09/10 Tue You are a wimbus (NT) -- smarten up eben a little and you'l; really help the team, 03:28:13 02/10/10 Wed

Subject: Hat's off to the Ladies!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:58:17 02/06/10 Sat NEW YORK -- For the second consecutive week, the Columbia University women’s basketball team finds itself on the road for an Ivy League doubleheader. After splitting their two games against Harvard and Dartmouth last weekend, the Lions will take on Brown and Yale in back-to-back games on Feb. 5 and 6. Columbia stands in second place in the Ivy League with a 3-1 record (12-6 overall). Play-by-play announcer Lance Medow will call the action for both games on gocolumbialions.com. LAST TIME OUT For the first time in eight seasons, the Columbia University women’s basketball team solved the puzzle known as Leede Arena. The Lions traveled to Hanover, N.H. on Saturday, Jan. 30, to face defending Ivy League champion Dartmouth and behind great ball movement on offense and a swarming defense, came away with a 72-59 victory. SERIES HISTORIES Columbia swept Brown last season rather handily, coming away with a 76-51 win in Providence and an 88-57 decision at Levien Gymnasium. Judie Lomax averaged 17.0 ppg and 16.0 rpg in the two games, while Sara Yee had a career-high 20 points in the win at the Pizzitola Center. Overall, the Bears lead the series 35-11. Against Yale, the Lions split the season series in 2008-09, with each team winning at home. Lomax averaged 16.0 points and 18.0 rebounds against the Bulldogs, while senior Danielle Browne tallied 14.0 points per game. Yale leads the series 33-13 overall. ABOUT COLUMBIA Off to a 3-1 start in Ivy League play for the first time in program history, the Lions will close out their four-game road trip this weekend at Yale and Brown. Columbia has played five of its last six contests away from home, and is 6-3 overall on the road this year. The junior class of Judie Lomax, Kathleen Barry and Lauren Dwyer has accounted for 67 percent of the team offense in Ivy League play, while the senior guard tandem of Danielle Browne and Sara Yee have combined for 27 assists and just nine turnovers. The Lions have also forced 103 turnovers (25.8/game) in the four games and are holding opponents to just 26.7 percent shooting from three-point land. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Super Yawn (NT) -- Yawner, 10:16:23 02/06/10 Sat Super duper yawn (NT) -- Super duper yawner, 01:24:17 02/07/10 Sun

Subject: Congratulations Mr. Foley!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:54:41 02/06/10 Sat NEW YORK – For the second consecutive season, Columbia senior co-captain Patrick Foley has earned a spot on the CoSIDA/ESPN The Magazine Academic All-American first team. An Academic All-America honoree last year, Foley has fought through an injury-riddled campaign but has started all 14 games he has played. Despite missing four games so far this year, he still ranks second on the team in points per game, averaging just a shade under 10 per game. He leads the team in assists and free throw percentage and the 6-2 Foley also has four blocked shots on the season. A two-time co-captain, Foley has had a distinguished career in a Lion uniform. Selected as one of 30 national finalists earlier this year for the Lowe's Senior C.L.A.S.S. Award, Foley was Columbia Men's Basketball's first Academic All-American since Shane Cotner in 1978 and the first Columbian in any sport to earn Academic All-America honors since 2006. A history major in Columbia College, Foley currently sports a 3.87 grade point average. It is the fourth straight year that a Columbia Men's Basketball player earned a place on the Academic All-District I team. In both 2007 and 2008, former Lion center Ben Nwachukwu was named to the All-District first team. As a member of the All-District first team, Foley is now eligible for Academic All-America consideration for the second straight year. The CoSIDA/ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America team will be released on February 24. The Lions are back in action at Levien Gym tomorrow, Friday, February 5 against Brown at 7 p.m. The home weekend, which also marks Men's Basketball alumni weekend, continues on Saturday, Feb. 6 vs. Yale, also at 7 p.m. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Yawn (NT) -- Yawner, 10:14:34 02/06/10 Sat Mega yawn (NT) -- Mega yawner, 02:08:41 02/07/10 Sun

Subject: Another fine weekend of Columbia roundball
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:52:57 02/06/10 Sat NEW YORK – Coming off a 63-51 win over Dartmouth last Saturday at Levien Gym, Columbia continues its homestand with a matchup against Brown on Friday, February 5 at 7 p.m. The weekend action will continue on Saturday, Feb. 6 when the Lions host Yale, also at 7 p.m. Tickets for both games are available online or by calling the athletics ticket office at 888-LIONS-11. Alex Oberweger and Ron Ganulin will call the action on gocolumbialions.com on Friday night and Dalen Cuff joins Oberweger behind the mic on Saturday night. Live video and audio is available on gocolumbialions.com. Live stats and game notes are also available. MORE ON THE GAMES Live Video/Audio gocolumbialions.com Alex Oberweger (play-by-play) Dalen Cuff (color commentary) Student Radio WKCR 89.9 FM Tom DiBenedetto (play-by-play) Destin Jenkins (color commentary) THE HISTORY NOTE - BROWN Columbia swept the season series with Brown in 2008-09, but the Bears had won three straight in the series prior to that. Columbia still has won three of the last four meetings at Levien Gym and the Lions lead the all-time series, 64-59. Brown walked away with a 10-8 win over Columbia in Columbia’s first intercollegiate season in 1901, a decade after Dr. James Naismith invented the game of basketball in 1891. THE HISTORY NOTE - YALE Columbia and Yale met twice during the 1901-02 season. The Bulldogs captured the series opener, 48-3, but Columbia bounced back in the second meeting to claim a 19-14 victory. The Lions hold a 122-94 advantage in the all-time series, and have won four of the last six times, including two straight at Levien Gym. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Mega Yawn (NT) -- Yawner, 10:18:23 02/06/10 Sat

Subject: What's up Suckers?
Author: Gym Ratt [Edit]	Date Posted: 23:18:51 02/05/10 Fri I see Ol' Blue Balls has taken over this shit hole. I'm in my beach front condo in Aruba, counting my endless piles of cash and getting ready to go the Super Bowl (as a guest of Emitt Smith). Here's a morsel for all of you losers from the greatest handicapper in the world (me). Take the Colts and give the Saints 5pts. I did for $50k. Don't you wish you could be like me?????? BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Welcome back! -- Blue Balls, 01:50:38 02/06/10 Sat If you were really his friend -- wouldn't you know how to spell his name?, 03:09:49 02/06/10 Sat

Subject: luther amaezid thet u wite pepole still pokin teh rectim
Author: luther racquli [Edit]	Date Posted: 08:57:54 02/05/10 Fri y get ass wen u ken gaet niec wite trim [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Please! Do not post this filth here again. (NT) -- Thank You!, 01:55:31 02/06/10 Sat Luther has a point. Are YOU in denial????? (NT) -- Just an observation......, 22:04:27 02/06/10 Sat Luther--congrats on the fifth different spelling of your nom de plume (NT) -- What a loser you are!!!!, 02:10:21 02/07/10 Sun Really? Post links of luther's 'creativity'.Luther is pretty much on the money -- .....when it comes to a critique of the perverts who are posting here., 07:41:49 02/07/10 Sun

Subject: Sorry about the down time on this board.
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 00:01:02 02/04/10 Thu Too many folks trying to get on the CU bandwagon! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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This IS the place to be! -- Lion Roar, 02:18:03 02/04/10 Thu Actually, Bush '04 blew a wad of sperm in the Voy mainframe... -- American Freedom Fighter, 08:55:34 02/04/10 Thu I couldn't help it. There was a picture of my mother pasted to it.. (NT) -- Bush '04, 22:03:17 02/06/10 Sat

Subject: Here's the skinny on the win over DC
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:49:57 02/02/10 Tue NEW YORK -- Columbia's Noruwa Agho scored 14 of his 25 points in the second half as the Lions grabbed the lead in the second half, holding on for a 63-51 win over Dartmouth at Levien Gym on Saturday night. It was Columbia's first Ivy League win of the season after three straight losses to Cornell and Harvard. Columbia started out quick, taking a 9-3 lead on three straight three-pointers, two by Niko Scott and one by Agho. The Lions extended their lead to 17-6 on another Agho triple at the 14-minute mark, but then Dartmouth started to come back. The Big Green eventually ripped off a 12-0 run, holding the Lions scoreless for seven and a half minutes, which allowed Dartmouth to take an 18-17 lead. After Columbia briefly regained the lead on a foul-line jumper by Zack Crimmins, Dartmouth went back in front and eventually led 25-21 on a three-pointer by Robby Pride with 2:26 left in the half. Columbia's defense got stops on three straight possessions to end the half and Brian Barbour sank two free throws to tie the game at 25 at intermission. The game remained close for the first five minutes of the second half. Dartmouth went in front, 31-30, on a Ronnie Dixon jumper but the Lions responded to take the lead and would lead for the rest of the game. Two Zack Crimmins free throws gave the Lions a 32-31 edge and Agho scored seven straight points to push the Columbia lead to eight. After Dartmouth cut it to four, Max Craig came in to score on a putback layup, sparking Columbia on an 11-1 run, including a thunderous left-handed dunk by Brian Grimes after a dish from Agho. The Lions led 50-36 with 5:55 left but Dartmouth cut the Columbia advantage to 55-50 on a three-pointer by Pride with 1:07 remaining. Columbia remained composed, however, hitting eight straight free throws in the final minute to cement the win. Agho finished shooting 8-of-12 from the field and also grabbed nine rebounds. Scott added 12 points and five rebounds, while Barbour had a career-high eight points and made all six of his shots from the foul line. Columbia is back in action at Levien Gym next weekend when the Lions will host Brown on Friday, February 5 at 7 p.m. Tickets are available online or by calling the ticket office at 888-LIONS-11. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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nobody gives a shit you ahole -- Mr. Reality, 11:50:57 02/03/10 Wed Please clean up your language. Thank You! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 00:02:03 02/04/10 Thu Blow it out your ass (NT) -- Thank You!, 06:33:31 02/04/10 Thu

Subject: Tonight we take on Dartmouth
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:37:19 01/31/10 Sun A victory puts us back in the hunt! GO LIONS [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Lions win! -- Lion Roar, 09:38:50 02/01/10 Mon YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 00:13:11 02/02/10 Tue

Subject: Tuff loss.
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 12:36:48 01/30/10 Sat We needed our bench to come through and they let us down. Our chances of winning the Ivy took a minor hit tonight. We're still in the fight but maybe it's time to think of the NIT instead. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: The game tonight against Harvard is sold out!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 00:26:01 01/30/10 Sat If you don't have a ticket you'll be missing a great game. GO LIONS! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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It was a great game!!!! -- MIGHTY HARVARDIAN, 09:37:49 02/01/10 Mon Harvard pounded by Cornell -- Lion Roar, 09:40:11 02/01/10 Mon

Subject: Hey Lion Bore
Author: Mr. Reality [Edit]	Date Posted: 03:18:32 01/28/10 Thu You are giving blue balless a real run for his money as columbia's douchebag of the year. I really enjoyed watching the BIG RED crush your team of weaklings at your shithole high school gym last week. You and the other 50 columbia fans left at halftime, quitting at the same time as your miserable team. You didn't get to see the BIG RED wipe their asses on your wimpy squad. columbia always stinks. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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I admit, lion roar is a dbag. (NT) -- Gym Ratt, 19:33:26 01/28/10 Thu You must be on drugs "Mr. Reality" -- Lion Roar, 12:44:03 01/29/10 Fri Thanks for posting the truth. Hopefully this will shut him up! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 00:23:38 01/30/10 Sat You are all losers-no need to debate who is worse (NT) -- Big Green rules, 01:30:51 01/31/10 Sun

Subject: Join me Friday as we open a can of 'woopass' on the Crimson!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:32:22 01/28/10 Thu NEW YORK – Levien Gym is nearing a sellout for the second straight game. A limited number of $10 tickets are available for Columbia's men's basketball game against Harvard on Friday, Jan. 29 by calling the athletics ticket office at 888-LIONS-11. A select number of tickets are still available online for future men’s and women's basketball home games. Help give your Lions a true home court advantage! Students are encouraged to arrive early to guarantee admission into Levien Gym. A limited number of seats are available in the Lions Den student section. Admission is free for all Columbia undergraduate and graduate students with Columbia or Barnard ID. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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A sellout at the urine reeking dump is what 600? -- Mr. IVY LEAGUE, 08:04:06 01/28/10 Thu Go back to beating off you loser. (NT) -- In the Know, 08:05:11 01/28/10 Thu By select you mean any of the shit seats in that dump. -- IVY MAN, 19:36:56 01/28/10 Thu Please clean up your language. Thank You! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 00:22:35 01/30/10 Sat

Subject: Columbia Athletics Hall of Fame Nomination
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:39:38 01/27/10 Wed Vote now for your favorite athletes: http://www.gocolumbialions.com//quest/Questionaire.dbml?&QID=2775&DB_OEM_ID=9600&KEY=&DB_OEM_ID=9600&DB_LANG=&IN_SUBSCRIBER_CONTENT= [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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hey blue balless -- In the Know, 05:21:11 01/27/10 Wed Screw you (NT) -- Lion Roar, 23:43:03 01/27/10 Wed My nomination is Irving DeKoff -- Lion Roar, 23:44:31 01/27/10 Wed

Subject: Tough loss this weekend
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 23:31:19 01/25/10 Mon It would have been nice to come home with a victory over Cornell but it was not in the cards. This was a blow to our Ivy Crown chances and a trip to the Big Dance. However, it was not fatal, we still have our dignity and with a run of the table we will be in the hunt! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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hunt this you dbag -- IVY MAN, 04:28:03 01/26/10 Tue You have no dignity you ahole -- Reality Man, 05:52:30 01/26/10 Tue Your high school gym is a wretched smelling shithole blue balls -- BIG RED MAN, 21:06:13 01/26/10 Tue You should have been a fiction writer -- Lion Roar, 00:17:45 01/27/10 Wed Up Yours Lion(Lying) Douche -- In the Know, 02:04:24 01/27/10 Wed

Subject: Nice dynamics blue balls
Author: In the Know [Edit]	Date Posted: 22:29:21 01/25/10 Mon Another shit performance by your shit school. You and that lying loser gym crap are the two biggest dbags in the Ivy League. You bums and your wretched light blue stink every stinking year. Get lost you little whimpy losers. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Please clean up your language. Thank You! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 23:32:20 01/25/10 Mon Fuck you! (NT) -- You dipshit!, 08:56:51 02/04/10 Thu

Subject: evry body en chigago celibraetin thet bret fart loose teh super bowel
Author: luther racquli [Edit]	Date Posted: 18:20:14 01/25/10 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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100 attempts (NT) -- and still not funny, 19:56:05 01/25/10 Mon I can blow a lightbulb out of my asshole clear across the room when I fart! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 07:40:22 01/26/10 Tue I've seen him do it thousand times! -- Bush '04, 12:23:46 01/26/10 Tue It's a little bit tougher when it is plugged into a socket -- American Freedom Fighter, 07:06:19 01/27/10 Wed I think you should switch to 4' long fluorescent tubes! (NT) -- Bush .04, 23:17:38 01/27/10 Wed Please! Do not post this filth here again. (NT) -- Thank you!, 01:30:00 01/28/10 Thu I like to use full spectrum 4' bulbs. They give my sphincter a tan! -- American Freedom Fighter, 08:15:42 01/30/10 Sat

Subject: Yale 71, Brown 63
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 12:35:21 01/23/10 Sat Ho hum. Two teams going nowhere, neither with the dynamics of Columbia! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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columbia and you blue balls are about as dynamic as squid shit -- Mr. Reality, 01:48:54 01/24/10 Sun

Subject: UNLEASH THE ROAR! I'LL BE THERE!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 00:34:34 01/22/10 Fri NEW YORK – For Columbia's basketball doubleheader with Cornell on Saturday, Jan. 23, a limited number of $10 standing room tickets will be available for purchase beginning at 2:30 p.m. on Saturday at the box office window located on the second floor of the Levien Gymnasium lobby. A select number of tickets are still available online for future men’s and women's basketball home games. The first 400 students in the Levien doors get a free Unleash the Roar t-shirt. Help make Levien a true home court advantage! Students are encouraged to arrive early to Levien Gym for the best seats in the Lions Den student section. Admission to the doubleheader is free for all Columbia students with Columbia or Barnard ID. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Your gym is a disgraceful shithole -- In the Know, 00:46:39 01/22/10 Fri I hope Cornell doesn't beat the living shit out of us again -- gym ratt, 03:20:37 01/23/10 Sat Please! Do not post this filth here again. (NT) -- Thank You!, 12:36:29 01/23/10 Sat Please! Get fucked. (NT) -- Thank You!, 08:20:53 01/24/10 Sun How very clever! (NT) -- You're a born entertainer!, 23:23:05 01/24/10 Sun Thank you...thank ya very much! (NT) -- Now go fuck yourself!, 07:32:28 01/25/10 Mon what a pathetic little loser you are (NT) -- can you not think of something more clever to say?, 19:57:55 01/25/10 Mon Kiss my ass.. (NT) -- Is that clever enough for your imbecile mind!, 04:47:32 01/26/10 Tue

Subject: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Author: gym ratt [Edit]	Date Posted: 03:16:57 01/21/10 Thu I woke up this morning and my room reeked. I must have had another one of my horrible flatulence attacks. My Cousin Bertha is threatening to throw me out because my gas is stinking up her entire house. It is effecting me so much I can't concentrate on my lies for this week. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Get focused on your lies you little turd. (NT) -- blue balls, 05:55:57 01/21/10 Thu I'm getting wood just thinking about it! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 06:42:45 01/21/10 Thu Where is the real Gymbo? -- Shamwow, 23:41:41 01/21/10 Thu that little, lying loser just lost everything with his shit bet -- Mr. Reality, 00:48:48 01/22/10 Fri

Subject: Scott Brown Elected in Massachusetts!!!!!!
Author: One more step in saving our country [Edit]	Date Posted: 10:17:01 01/20/10 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Celebrate instantly! (NT) -- Next miscreant to fall: Harry Reid in November, 10:30:18 01/20/10 Wed A very sad day in Amerika -- John Reed, 12:27:14 01/20/10 Wed State Senator becomes a U.S. Senator (NT) -- Will he run for president soon? Was he once a community organizer?, 03:16:55 01/21/10 Thu No, he was a male model. (NT) -- Andy Dick, 00:41:45 01/22/10 Fri Brown wins, Air America goes out of business again (NT) -- Perfect Karma, 05:42:51 01/22/10 Fri AFF and I have 'teabagged' each other in celebration! (NT) -- Bush '04, 06:58:09 01/22/10 Fri The new Senator's last name has a very flavorful 'ring' to it! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 08:07:56 01/22/10 Fri That's reminds me. I have to buy some new cock rings before you come over (NT) -- Bush '04, 08:09:05 01/22/10 Fri Cute, but it won't bring Air America back from the dead -- No one wants to listen to it any more., 08:25:33 01/22/10 Fri Obama kicks some Wall St, ass! -- Adam Smith, 12:42:22 01/22/10 Fri Rush,and Faux News banks on an audience of stupid Americans -- Who buy into the repub campaign of FEAR, and LIES, 19:17:04 01/22/10 Fri Leaves us both out. Me, because I have a brain -- You, because you don't have any, 21:31:50 01/22/10 Fri Air America WILL FLY AGAIN! (NT) -- This is just a minor technicality, 01:45:41 01/23/10 Sat Good heavens, what a loser you are. (NT) -- I sure hope you are kidding., 07:26:53 01/23/10 Sat You'd need an anal speculum and a microscope to examine your brain (NT) -- Which is typical for drooling, cretin republicans like yourself, 07:37:20 01/23/10 Sat Please get the cock rings with the spikes all around! -- American Freedom Fighter, 12:38:59 01/23/10 Sat Just as long as you buy the cherry flavored "KY"! (NT) -- Bush '04, 21:13:18 01/23/10 Sat My asshole is already red as a cherry, thanks to you! (NT) -- AFF, 01:45:39 01/24/10 Sun Did the gerbils finally fall back out of your asshole? -- Bush '04, 07:18:21 01/24/10 Sun I need to get an asshole nip & tuck. -- AFF, 12:24:18 01/24/10 Sun I'll throw in the money for a butthole scrape too. Love knows no bounds! (NT) -- Bush '04, 18:17:38 01/25/10 Mon

Subject: Columbia, the home of noetic stimulation!
Author: Lion Roar [Edit]	Date Posted: 20:42:24 01/18/10 Mon The Ivy wouldn't be the Ivy with her. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: We may have lost the game but NOT our INTENSITY!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 05:44:23 01/18/10 Mon ITHACA, N.Y. - In front of a full house at Newman Arena, Cornell pushed an eight-point first-half lead to 18 points at halftime, on its way to a 74-53 win over Columbia in the Ivy League opener for both teams. Cornell jumped out to a 24-8 lead at the nine-minute mark on a jumper by Ryan Wittman, who scored 10 points in the first half. The Lions then outscored Cornell 11-3 over the next three minutes to get to within eight, 27-19, at the six-minute mark. Columbia was still down by just 10 with three minutes remaining but Cornell ended the half by scoring eight unanswered points to take a 39-21 lead at halftime. Columbia kept up its intensity to start the second half but Cornell worked the ball to seven-foot Jeff Foote in the post to build a 20-point lead early in the half. The Lions were unable to get into an offensive rhythm in the paint and had a number of outside shots rim in and out. Cornell led by as many as 32 with seven minutes to play as the Lions hung tough down the stretch to whittle down the lead. Wroblewski and Wittman led Cornell with 13 points each, while Foote added 12 points and 10 boards. Kevin Bulger led Columbia with nine, while Mark Cisco and Noruwa Agho added seven apiece. Columbia and Cornell will meet again next Saturday, January 23 at Levien Gym at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets are available by calling 888-LIONS-11. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Once isn't enough to post? What an idiot! (NT) -- Gym Ratt, 06:11:41 01/18/10 Mon Next weekend will tell a different story (NT) -- Lion Roar, 20:43:26 01/18/10 Mon You fool (NT) -- smarten up, 07:46:24 01/23/10 Sat

Subject: We may have lose the game but NOT our INTENSITY!
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 05:42:48 01/18/10 Mon ITHACA, N.Y. - In front of a full house at Newman Arena, Cornell pushed an eight-point first-half lead to 18 points at halftime, on its way to a 74-53 win over Columbia in the Ivy League opener for both teams. Cornell jumped out to a 24-8 lead at the nine-minute mark on a jumper by Ryan Wittman, who scored 10 points in the first half. The Lions then outscored Cornell 11-3 over the next three minutes to get to within eight, 27-19, at the six-minute mark. Columbia was still down by just 10 with three minutes remaining but Cornell ended the half by scoring eight unanswered points to take a 39-21 lead at halftime. Columbia kept up its intensity to start the second half but Cornell worked the ball to seven-foot Jeff Foote in the post to build a 20-point lead early in the half. The Lions were unable to get into an offensive rhythm in the paint and had a number of outside shots rim in and out. Cornell led by as many as 32 with seven minutes to play as the Lions hung tough down the stretch to whittle down the lead. Wroblewski and Wittman led Cornell with 13 points each, while Foote added 12 points and 10 boards. Kevin Bulger led Columbia with nine, while Mark Cisco and Noruwa Agho added seven apiece. Columbia and Cornell will meet again next Saturday, January 23 at Levien Gym at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets are available by calling 888-LIONS-11. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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as always, columbia blows. -- In the Know, 10:07:59 01/18/10 Mon

Subject: How Does Preparation H Work?
Author: Inquiring minds [Edit]	Date Posted: 23:19:06 01/16/10 Sat [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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I don't think that it works very well, but it sure tastes good! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 00:09:33 01/17/10 Sun Please! Do not post this filth here again. -- Blue Balls, 01:05:51 01/17/10 Sun Piss off (NT) -- Thank You, 01:41:00 01/17/10 Sun Listen, young Mr Potty Mouth (NT) -- Grow up, 02:09:21 01/18/10 Mon Oh blow me (NT) -- Gym Ratt, 02:16:05 01/18/10 Mon

Subject: SENIOR MOMENTS
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:58:05 01/16/10 Sat Columbia’s senior trio of Kevin Bulger, Patrick Foley and Niko Scott have helped lead the Lions to 48 wins during their careers in a Lion uniform. The group has a chance to combine for the most wins over a four-year period since the class of 1979, headlined by Alton Byrd and Ricky Free, which won 56 games from the 1975-76 season to 1978-79. The recent Columbia senior classes of 2008 and 2009 each had 53 wins during their four-year careers. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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And no championship for 40 years (NT) -- Back to reality, 04:42:31 01/16/10 Sat THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE LION!! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 00:40:05 01/17/10 Sun How pathetic is it (NT) -- that you are crowing about winning 48 games in three years!!!, 00:00:00 01/19/10 Tue

Subject: COLUMBIA LEADS THE NATION IN THREE-POINT SHOOTING
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:56:58 01/16/10 Sat Over the first 14 games of the season, Columbia ranks first among all NCAA Division I teams in three-point accuracy. The Lions are shooting 44.1 percent from beyond the arc so far this season, making 79 of 179 three-point attempts. Columbia is ahead of third-ranked Kansas, which has made 42.9 percent of its three-pointers this season. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Yes, the Columbia players are such wienies (NT) -- that they are afraid to approach the basket!!!!, 02:33:14 01/16/10 Sat And no championship for 40 years (NT) -- Back to Reality, 04:43:58 01/16/10 Sat THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE LION! (NT) -- Blue Balls, 01:03:47 01/17/10 Sun This is the year of the losers (NT) -- Columbia should drop to D-III, 07:40:33 01/20/10 Wed

Subject: 20-20 VISION
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:55:56 01/16/10 Sat Sophomore Noruwa Agho has scored at least 20 points eight times this season, the most among Ivy League players so far this season. Agho enters action as the top three-point shooter in the nation, as he is making 56.5 percent of his shots from three-point range (39 of 69 this season). [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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And no championship for 40 years (NT) -- Back to reality, 04:45:22 01/16/10 Sat

Subject: Men's Basketball Starts Ivy League Action at Cornell on Saturday

Author:
Blue Balls
[Edit]

Date Posted: 01:54:59 01/16/10 Sat

NEW YORK – The 14-game Ivy League tournament begins for Columbia this Saturday, January 16 against Cornell, which has won the league in each of the past two seasons. The Lions finished the non-league slate at 6-8, despite having five losses by six points or less. Cornell comes into the game at 14-3, having won its last two games.

The game can be seen live on Time Warner Central New York and can be heard live on gocolumbialions.com with Jerry Recco and Dalen Cuff providing the call. Live stats and game notes are also available.

THE SERIES UP CLOSE
Series record: Columbia, 118-94
Series started: 1902-03
Last time out: Cornell, 83-72 (1/24/09)

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Subject: Help Columbia Pack the House Next Saturday, Jan. 23 for Basketball Doubleheader
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:53:33 01/16/10 Sat Columbia is proud to announce that next Saturday, January 23, is Pack the House Night when the Columbia Men and Women’s Basketball teams open up their home Ivy League season against Cornell. Off to the best start in program history, the Columbia women are 9-5 entering Ivy League action, paced by Judie Lomax, who is averaging an Ivy League-best 17.6 points per game and is leading the nation at 14.6 rebounds per contest. Fellow juniors Kathleen Barry (12.2 ppg) and Lauren Dwyer (11.0 ppg) also average double figures for the Lions, who have won five of their last six games. The men's team is holding strong within the top half of the Ivy League standings, where the Lions have finished in each of the past three seasons. Columbia is led by senior captains Kevin Bulger, Patrick Foley and Niko Scott, along with sophomore Noruwa Agho, who is the top three-point shooter in the nation. Help Columbia reach a sellout! The women’s basketball game starts at 4:30 p.m. and the men’s basketball game starts at 7 p.m. A limited number of tickets remain for only $10. Call 888-LIONS-11 or click here to order your tickets. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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you stinking columbia fans wouldn't sell out that shit hole arena -- In the Know, 04:50:56 01/16/10 Sat

Subject: I'm sorry I haven't posted a message for a few days, but
Author: gym ratt [Edit]	Date Posted: 02:30:35 01/14/10 Thu I have been busily preparing my lies for the new year. I can't wait for the football season and another chance for my beloved very light blue columbians to stink like shit for the 50th straight year. Thank you again for your kind messages of support regarding my severe flatulence problem. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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your room stinks!!!!!! -- Your Cousin Bertha, 07:42:16 01/14/10 Thu STOP FARTING!!!!!!! (NT) -- blue balls, 01:47:52 01/15/10 Fri shut up gym crap you puny peckered, lying little turd -- MIGHTY HARVARDIAN, 06:11:02 01/15/10 Fri

Subject: Where did you piss today??????????????
Author: Johnny Krapper [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:51:13 01/12/10 Tue Where did you piss today? In your toilet, in your sink or on your drive-way? Where did you piss today? Was short, was it long or the usual way? Where did you piss today? Was it yellow or white or smokey gray? Where did you piss today? In your pants, at a dance, oh why can't you say? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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luther got teh frosin pieps so he goen out teh window (NT) -- luther racquli, 08:09:58 01/13/10 Wed

Subject: Some one tipped me off about this site
Author: Blue Balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 12:40:15 01/11/10 Mon What a shame and waste. I do like the color scheme,however. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Yet another Democrat politician convicted of corruption
Author: There's a special place in Hell for the Balt Mayor who stole ffrom the poor [Edit]	Date Posted: 07:48:13 01/09/10 Sat [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Just like the retarded pre$ident who left office last jan. 20th. (NT) -- Who stole from the middle class,and took a steaming shit on the Constitution, 10:58:01 01/10/10 Sun Bush was the greatest President we ever had! (NT) -- You are safe today from Muslim terrorists because of him!, 22:11:44 01/10/10 Sun That's right !!!! (NT) -- Saddam Hussein, 01:49:14 01/11/10 Mon With all of the money that we made, we think that he was the greatest! -- Halliburton,Bechtel,Dick Cheney,and the major oil companies, 08:12:27 01/13/10 Wed LIAR! Can't stand to tell the truth???????????? (NT) -- Go live in Cuba!, 23:07:26 01/13/10 Wed You can't handle the truth,you fascist republican asshole! (NT) -- Go fuck yourself!, 00:43:44 01/16/10 Sat

Subject: Please lube me up first blue balls!!!!!!!!
Author: gym ratt-proud follower of columbia's championship football team [Edit]	Date Posted: 03:16:38 01/09/10 Sat [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: I really miss Gym Ratt
Author: Shamwow [Edit]	Date Posted: 01:03:42 01/09/10 Sat No one could call them like the 'Ratt'. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: My encounter with nature

Author:
Johnny Krapper
[Edit]

Date Posted: 12:45:58 01/07/10 Thu

My toilet was backed up
So I acted like a pup
Squatted my ass outside
And with very much pride
Took a very nice dump
Over by the old tree stump
My neighbor saw me
As I stood up to pee
Congratulated me for being green
Said I should join Al Gore's team
Now I'm the pride of the whole damn 'hood
Helping the environment turn from bad to good.

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Subject: I can hardly wait for another championship year of columbia football to begin
Author: blue balls [Edit]	Date Posted: 02:18:59 01/07/10 Thu this fall is going to be fabulous!!!!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Blow me (NT) -- Gym Ratt, 02:37:15 01/07/10 Thu columbia football stinks and I should know -- columbia alum-class of 1960, 21:29:33 01/07/10 Thu "shit squad" -- Johnny Krapper, 23:53:56 01/07/10 Thu

Subject: Very, very few postings of late....Looks like some regulars
Author: are following thru on New Years Resolutions to stop being dipsticks [Edit]	Date Posted: 02:33:55 01/06/10 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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blow it out your ass (NT) -- REAL MAN, 05:48:01 01/06/10 Wed Suck my dick (NT) -- Potty Mouth, 09:33:36 01/06/10 Wed Looks like our first two dipsticks have raised their hands (NT) -- and given up on their resolutions, 10:18:47 01/12/10 Tue How does one 'blow it out his ass' anyway? (NT) -- Bush '04, 00:10:52 01/17/10 Sun I use a lightbulb inserted with a little "KY" when I really have to fart! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 07:00:15 01/22/10 Fri

Subject: consider them spread blue balls
Author: gym ratt [Edit]	Date Posted: 03:28:39 01/05/10 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Wider gym crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 (NT) -- Blue Balls, 05:09:34 01/05/10 Tue

Subject: I NEED YOUR BOWL PICKS---NOW!
Author: Shamwow [Edit]	Date Posted: 00:02:20 12/31/09 Thu I'm in the hole and my brother-in -law is pissed at me. Please, Gym Ratt, give me some of your bowl picks so I can make some of my money back. HONEST! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Thanks for noth'n, Gym Ratt (NT) -- Shamwow, 23:42:35 12/31/09 Thu T'anks for nuttin, Danny Noonan (NT) -- Maggie, 01:46:14 01/02/10 Sat Recommendation: Go with Alabama in the Natl Football Championship (NT) -- Bet with both hands-- GYMSTER, 02:47:47 01/13/10 Wed

Subject: I spoke to Dick Jauron not too long ago
Author: Gym Ratt [Edit]	Date Posted: 21:21:19 12/24/09 Thu He asked me to get him the same thing Joe Paterno was having. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Fuck you jealous asshole (NT) -- Gym Ratt, 04:09:17 12/25/09 Fri Loser (NT) -- Winner, 23:27:16 01/13/10 Wed

Subject: Censorship on his board!
Author: Jerry Garcia [Edit]	Date Posted: 08:57:11 12/24/09 Thu Come on Hogboy why the censorship! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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The system deletes large messages (NT) -- I post 10 pages of 'yo mama jokes for Luther and they disappeared, 02:05:25 12/25/09 Fri The system deletes?... You mean the board owner (NT) -- Jerry Garcia, 12:17:40 12/25/09 Fri I don't think the 'board owner' has been on this pages for months (NT) -- I've also tried e mailing him to no avail, 20:46:47 12/27/09 Sun Well the spam posts about embroidery and the like don't disappear by themselves (NT) -- Bullshit, 09:15:51 12/28/09 Mon Funny. There's a post of that crap beneath this thread (NT) -- You are a customer, no doubt, 22:28:07 01/01/10 Fri

Subject: Opps!
Author: Johnny Krapper [Edit]	Date Posted: 02:05:58 12/23/09 Wed I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor, Make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door, Diarrhea, uh! uh! Diarrhea, uh! No pain, no strain, Just let it drain, Diarrhea, uh! uh! Diarrhea, uh! Some people think it's gross, But it's really toast. Diarrhea, uh! uh! Diarrhea, uh! Sittin' in the pool, And I felt something cool, Diarrhea, uh! uh! Diarrhea, uh! I was walkin' down the hall, And I felt somethin' fall, Diarrhea, uh! uh! Diarrhea, uh! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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I LOVE this! (NT) -- American Freedom Fighter, 12:44:47 12/23/09 Wed I can hover over you and 'let one go' after eating a bag of prunes! (NT) -- Bush '04, 21:31:49 01/10/10 Sun

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