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Subject: joke of the month : kiem^' chong^`

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Date Posted: Mon, Feb 03 2003, 15:30:05

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could
go to choose a man from among many men to be her husband.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor,
you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs
and love kids."

The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not
having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," say the girls, "but, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further
up!"

And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us
further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said:

"This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"

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