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Things to be gay

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shocked

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Date Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2002, 17:24:19
In reply to: shocked 's message, "Lat vat nhung ma vui 2" on Thu, Sep 19 2002, 18:52:02

10 things to be gay

10. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.

9. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.

8. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.

7. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.

6. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."

5. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.

4. You've shaved something other than your face.

3. Your love handles are actually used as such.

2. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.

1. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.

5 things to be an old gay

5. Your boy says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Dude, I can't do both!"

4. You're on holiday with a rent boy, and your energy runs out before your money does.

3. Every time you see a boy you used to know, it's his grandson.

2. You take viagra to avoid wetting your shoes when you go to male toilets.

1. You spend more time looking at the menu than you do that cute waiter.

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