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Date Posted: 23:36:22 02/12/02 Tue
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Jim Beam™,Jack Daniels™ & Michael Douglas
's message, "Bushwhackers zany so-called "axis of evil" BS speech" on 22:53:14 02/10/02 Sun
>In the light of Dubya's (also known as "Shruby Jr"
>absurd pathetic speech, pls read the following satire,
>peoples ;-)
>
>ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA
> SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
> Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of
>Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs
>
> Beijing (SatireWire.com) — Bitter
>after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of
> Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today
>announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil,"
> which they said would be way eviler
>than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President
> Bush warned of his State of the Union
>address.
>
> Axis of Evil members, however,
>immediately
> dismissed the new axis as having, for
>starters, a
> really dumb name. "Right. They are
>Just as Evil...
> in their dreams!" declared North
>Korean leader Kim
> Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the
>best evils...
> best at being evil... we're the best."
>
> Diplomats from Syria denied they were
>jealous over
> being excluded, although they conceded
>they did
> ask if they could join the Axis of
>Evil.
>
> "They told us it was full," said
>Syrian President
> Bashar al-Assad.
>
> "An Axis can't have more than three
>countries,"
> explained Iraqi President Saddam
>Hussein. "This is
> not my rule, it's tradition. In World
>War II you had
> Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil
>Axis. So you
> can only have three. And a secret
>handshake. Ours
> is wicked cool."
>
> THE AXIS PANDEMIC
>
> International reaction to Bush's Axis
>of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes,
>France
> surrendered.
>
> Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
>rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a
> game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba,
>Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of
> Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join
>with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of
> Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria,
>Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So
> Much Evil Really As Just Generally
>Disagreeable.
>
> With the criteria suddenly expanded
>and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone,
>El
> Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
>called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But
> Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
>Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the
> Axis of Nations That Are Actually
>Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About
> America, while Spain, Scotland, and
>New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That
> Sometimes Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
>
> "That's not a threat, really, just
>something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First
> Minister Jack McConnell.
>
> While wondering if the other nations
>of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a
> cautious Bush granted approval for
>most axes, although he rejected the establishment of
> the Axis of Countries Whose Names End
>in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a
> false application. Officials from
>Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
>
> Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't
>want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders
>said
> that's only because no one asked them.
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Thanks for post! LOL It made my day!
I am so surprised that more people did not seem to find the AXIS OF EVIL portion of the Bush Speech outrageous!
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