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Date Posted: 21:10:19 12/18/01 Tue
Author: nacho
Author Host/IP: 32.101.50.23
Subject: Got that weird 'nothing to lose' feeling that makes me wanna go get into a fist fight.

Mike: And then the drunk guy says, "I can't help being an idiot; I'm Canadian."
Crow: Hahahaha. You're right! They're so pathetic, Mike!
Mike: Right, exactly.
Servo: Enough! There's been too much Canada-bashing for far too
long. I say no more.
Mike: Don't you mean, "No more, eh?"
Crow: Good one, man! They are so stupid!
Servo: Stop it now! Instead, let us offer our northern brothers and
sisters this song of tribute. Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada, a
land which I never shall lampoon. How I pine for the ice covering
Lake Manitoba and the beauty that is Saskatoon.
Mike: Oh, I got one. Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta drinkin beer with some
big, dumb guy trapping fur.
Servo: Hey!
Mike: As he scraped and he chisled all the moose dung off his boot, I would learn that
he's the prime minister.
Servo: Oh, stop that.
Crow: Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrissette, Mike
Myers too...
Servo: Ah!
Crow: No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me! Oh, Canada, you
are a place I must eskew.
Servo: Now this is not in the spirit that I intended.
Mike: Oh, come on. Give in. I mean, they gave us Ed the Sock... and Rush.
Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs!
Servo: Okay, I'll try.
Mike: Alright, good man!
Servo: Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, then going on to bomb Ontario.
Hehe. The destruction of Canada and all of its culture is by far my favorite scenario.
Mike: Okay, I think that's a little strong. You can back down...
Servo: Oh no, you were right, Mike. This is much more fun! Just where the hell does
Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?
Crow: Yikes!
Servo: Why, you lousy, stinkin', Francophonic, bacon-lovin' bastards, your country's just
a giant piece of sh...
Crow: Woah, woah, woah, woah! Geez!
Mike: Okay, I think that's enough! I think we've punched it. Cambot, okay. Thanks.
Alright.
Servo: Sorry.
Crow: Wow.
Servo: I have no sense of proportion. I'm a disgrace to my uniform.
Mike: I know. That's, that's okay. Now calm down now. Mustn't hate, mustn't hate...
Crow: At least so overtly.
Mike: Exactly, right. Must disguise our hate. Just a little, okay? We'll be right back. Shh,
shh. It's okay now, Dudley. Calm down, calm down.
Servo: Pardon � mois! Pardon � mois!

MST3K rocks! canada can suck shit.

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Replies:

MST3K forever! (NT) -- Sunder, 01:47:07 12/19/01 Wed
Re: Got that weird 'nothing to lose' feeling that makes me wanna go get into a fist fight. -- Silv, 03:13:16 12/19/01 Wed
- No, no... canada can still suck shit. -- nacho, 09:40:17 12/20/01 Thu
  - Re: No, no... canada can still suck shit. -- Silv, 20:32:45 12/20/01 Thu
    - Re: No, no... canada can still suck shit. -- nacho, 08:16:09 12/22/01 Sat
      - actually for the record...i do beleive that the u.s. gets a large chunk of their water and lumber from us up here. -- SPOok, 01:47:33 12/24/01 Mon
        Not water -- Emu, 01:53:31 12/25/01 Tue
  - We don't eat your food -- Emu, 21:42:32 12/20/01 Thu
    - Re: We don't eat your food -- KittenLittle, 02:19:36 12/31/01 Mon
      - mmmm...cartalidge burgers.yum (NT) -- spook mac nugget, 21:38:54 12/31/01 Mon
      - Re: We don't eat your food -- Emu, 20:06:11 01/02/02 Wed
        ever notice how the fries taste salty,till they get cold...........hmmm. (NT) -- SPooooK, 22:14:42 01/03/02 Thu
  - An awesome place to drink and shoot bottle rockets? (NT) -- boddah, 21:45:46 12/20/01 Thu
    - And get cheap Viagra...right, boddah? (NT) -- Blu, 03:26:32 12/21/01 Fri
      - Look, I told you I had a lot of things on my mind that night (NT) -- boddah, 18:33:53 12/21/01 Fri
        You leave my Mother out of this! (NT) -- Blu, 20:18:26 12/22/01 Sat
        Is that any way to talk to your new daddy? (NT) -- boddah, 01:02:48 12/23/01 Sun
        No, you're right. -- Blu, 03:37:15 12/24/01 Mon
        No -- boddah, 19:18:40 12/24/01 Mon
        Fine, "DAD". -- Blu, 23:23:15 12/26/01 Wed
        You're grounded (NT) -- boddah, 14:23:03 12/30/01 Sun
Hee! I have an mp3 of that. XD Hi-keeba! (NT) -- Blu, 06:39:37 12/19/01 Wed
Re: Got that weird 'nothing to lose' feeling that makes me wanna go get into a fist fight. -- TheGuy, 10:22:00 12/19/01 Wed

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