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Date Posted: 09:36:58 12/28/01 Fri
Author: Jessica
Author Host/IP: 205.188.192.169
Subject: Two stories in one message!!!

Okee dokee. Here are my two stories.
Story #1
Monday night I was at a 24 hour family dining establishment, and sitting at the booth directly across from me was a creature wearing a Johnny t-shirt with a friend of hers.
Friend: I really like your shirt!
JTHM Shirt Girl: Thanks! I got it at Hot Topic!
Friend: So, like, who's it supposed to be of?
JTHM Shirt Girl: I don't know. I think he's supposed to be a mummy or something? Because if you look on the back? It has Egyption hyrothings on it?

I muffled my giggles and went back to my coffee.

Story #2
Last night/this morning at three a.m. the guy who lives upstairs from me knocked on my apartment door. When I opened it, he said "Excuse me, but my friend and I were wondering if you just screamed 'I hunger for assmeats.'" I said, "I have no idea what you are talking about," and closed the door.

Okay. That's all.

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