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Date Posted: 06:07:18 11/23/01 Fri
Author: Sanschel
Author Host/IP: 209.209.117.61
Subject: Re: Merry Thanksgiving
In reply to: Aviva L. 's message, "Re: Merry Thanksgiving" on 22:39:17 11/22/01 Thu

im thankful i have a small family. im not thankful for the fiber in my food. damn you fiber, servant of the toilet! i defy the crapper! defy, i say! i am thankful for national lampoon's christmas vacation (which we always watch on thanksgiving for some odd reason; oh well, at least it still makes me laugh).

only one more social event before i get money from relatives: the unholy christmas party. a bunch of ignorant socialites squabbling over eggnog and stock market quotes while i get stuck watching over their dumbass little hellspawn who would rather bug the hell out of me than be run over by a car. at least its better than going to church (but four detestable years of a catholic high school more than made up for my atheism).

for the love of squirrels, is this what i really come back home for?

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