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Date Posted: 23:34:32 11/28/01 Wed
Author: boddah
Author Host/IP: 206.124.153.139
Subject: Those misspellings were intentional. Yeah.
In reply to: Sanschel 's message, "Re: Where?" on 03:27:07 11/28/01 Wed

You see, we titans of the written word make use of this tool called synt..

Okay, I'm too lazy to proofread.

I bought a box of a satsuma oranges today, they aren't as good as they will be in a couple weeks, but damn do I love them.

As a destructive young boy, I would peel one of the little oranges so that I had two perfect orange-peel hemispheres. I would fill both halves with peanut butter, stick them together and freeze the whole thing for about two hours; to where it was hardened enough to keep it's form, but still soft enough to stick. I would then lob it at the neighbor's house, and if it didn't stick to their vomit-colored vinyl siding, I would retrieve it and try again. Around December the weather was cold enough to where the orange would stay frozen to the house for days. Why all the trouble to get an orange stuck to a house? There were hundreds of crows in my neighborhood, and they all flocked to the orange trying desperately to get at that frozen peanut butter blob. Scores of birds would fight and defecate on the neighbor's property for days. Maybe it was something about the combination of peanut butter and rotting orange peel, or maybe they were just swallowing large frozen shards of peanut butter, but more than once a crow would drop dead right there. It was great.

I also used the two halves to make explosives, but that is a whole other story.

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