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Date Posted: 09:36:13 12/27/01 Thu
Author: The Marshall.
Subject: The Coward of Christmas

'Twas the night after Christmas,
and all through CMF's house,
Not a creature was stirring,
except his computer mouse.
Lame was by the chimmney,all bundled in casts,
from being thumped on, on previous nights past.
Bill in the basement,all dressed in his boxers,
dreaming up a new ebay scam, he'd be the outfoxer!
When all of a sudden there arose such a valve clatter,
He jumped to the garage, to see what the matter!
Upon his arrival what did he see?
Just an old ford taxi, dressed up as P.D.
He suddenly came up with a prizewinning scam,
He can't help it, he's such a ham!
He would pawn off these taxi's, now numbering three,
As Santa's private rides, wait till you see!
One will be the North Poles Chaplains cruiser,
That CMF, he's such a schmoozer!
Another will belong to Santa's favorite elf,
Head of security no doubt,the head man himself!
The third will be Santas best ride,
he's wrestled suspects, They better all hide!
Now that he has his own copcar fleet,
He ran outside to dance in the street.
He didn't notice the FDLE patrol,
They snuck up behind him and gave such a roll,
He went down with a clatter,
They said,"Don't flash your badge here, it don't matter!

They took him to jail for indecent exposure,
Just to give this story, a little closure.

And so ends the saga of the Coward of Christmas.

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Replies:

lets all wish BP a happy new year (NT) -- baby new year, 13:32:20 12/27/01 Thu
BP Picture -- Roscoe Rules, 10:40:07 01/02/02 Wed
- re: CMF Picture -- CID Agent, 09:52:35 01/03/02 Thu
  - It's a Deputy Sheriff gold (supv) shield,....fuckface! (NT) -- Shield #48, 20:09:17 04/27/02 Sat
    - HAHAHA!!!! -- CID Agent, 12:39:11 05/03/02 Fri
  - HAHAHA,..........you're an asshole! (NT) -- Shield #48, 20:11:33 04/27/02 Sat