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Date Posted: 19:27:19 08/09/01 Thu
Author: "DISMISSED"
Subject: MFCBP Jokes Of The Day Read Them Here

Hey does anyone know why MF can't swim in the ocean at Daytona? Becuse the whale boats kept running into each other trying to get a harpoon in his back.

MF is so fat he has to have a wide load sign and a flashing yellow light hung on his back to walk down the street.

I seen MF once at a car show, I had to quit drinking and go lay down I thought I was seeing double.

I've seen better looking heads on beer, does anyone know how many bodies that head has worn out?

How about a movie about a captured killer whale they could call it "Free Billy"

Think of the number of candles you could make from his fat if he was melted down..

HARDY, HAR, HAR, HAR

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