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Date Posted: 13:58:26 08/10/01 Fri
Author: "DISMISSED"
Subject: MFCPB Dumb Jokes Of The Day

He's so dumb that he would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

He's got a full six pack but, lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

He's a gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ignoramus.

He's so dumb he would argue with a sign post.

He's so dumb when his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

He's so dumb he donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

If he were any dumber he would have to be watered twice a week.

He's so dumb if you gave him a penny for his thoughts you would get change.

If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.

It's hard to believe that 1,000,000 other sperm were beat out by him.

He's so dumb he takes two hours to watch "60 Minutes"

HARDY, HAR, HAR, HAR

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