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Date Posted: 14:24:27 08/11/01 Sat
Author: Red Carpenter, CNN
Subject: Breaking News: CMF Flees the Hobby Film at 11

In a chaotic scene today, Coward MF (My Friend) has fled the hobby, the state and the planet. A lonely field in Iowa became the site for mass pandemonium as onlookers watched the bulky figure of CMF trudge his way toward his 2e51p galactic cruiser.

As Tarpman waved him on, poor Josefina cried "Queek Beellee, Hurreee. I sooody. Pleeese no heet me.". Hatemongers poured in from the woods to witness the pursuit by HM Action Figures across the open prairie. Steering his REAL Connecticut State Police Chaplain's ATV in taxicab yellow paint toward his cruiser, CMF was heard to scream "REdress... RenuMeraTion... DISMISSED!... CpOwards!!...".

The former LT in his own mind fled in such a frenzy, all of his stock of forged Ford caps were left behind. Right this moment, we are witnessing a gathering of Hatemongers who are building a large pile in preparation for a bonfire. We are told that the bonfire will begin upon the arrival of the Third Row Heroes, who have been summoned to the scene.

More as it happens, this is Red Carpenter for CNN.





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