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Date Posted: 16:35:39 08/11/01 Sat
Author: STARSHIP HATEMONGER #9
Subject: A MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!

Message to: Earth Hatemongers
Earth 3rh's

In the interests of inter-stellar peace, please DO NOT send us the Earthman? Sorry Earthwoman, (can't tell it's gender
as it is confused) again. We don't do anal probes more then once, and even then, it's in the name of science! As our people are many centuries in advance of your's...our hatemonger scientist's were still baffled by the sticky,
glue that was dripping from subject B. Parks. As we are not used to dealing with this primitive method of affixing emblems to head coverings - what you Earth people call "hats" we have yet to remove the sticky substance from our intruments. Our people use "stitching" on our uniforms..not *glue* Also, the weight of the subject almost caused our engines to overload and explode. Despite our expertise, even we can not lift items the weight of dead stars. We hope to
examine an actual old police vehicle one day, we are very familiar with old earth taxis, due to the amount of rust they seem to be encrusted with. Also, by the poly-carbonate blue tarps they seem to be covered with. Also, were old
"chaplain" cars yellow as well? our mind probes detected many faults in the subjects brain composition, we suggest
exile to deep space or confinement and drug therapy. perhaps the subject can be trained to perform useful functions. Good
luck, and if you need one, we can beam you a futuristic
"blackie" to keep your deviant pacified.

HATEMONGER #9 - Galaxy patrol, Starship security

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