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Date Posted: 21:49:57 10/26/01 Fri
Author: Juantia
Subject: My Late Husband BP Coward

I just thought I would let you all know of the passing of my
husband MF BP Coward. He was so outraged at the judge because he wouldn't let him present his steamer trunk full of evidence at his trial. The judge told him that it had no bearing on the case at hand so was inadmissable just before he found him guilty. In a rage he drove home and started drinking, he dusted off his old Halloween Keystone Cop uniform jumped in his $12,000 dollar $50.00 piece of shit make believe Police car. It was sucking oil down the valve guides so bad that the smoke lead him to believe it was on fire. He stopped called the Fire department on his shoe phone and got out raised the hood to take a look. While looking in the hood fell and pinned his neck to the radiator support and he suffocated. Meanwhile the Fire Department showed up and had to use the jaws of life to cut his enlarged head out of the engine compartment. I writing this site in hopes that some of you mught be interested in being Pall Bearers, it would save me money as I will have to hire them here. Maybe that little guy in Des Moines and the Chicago officer would be interested. Also would you think it a tribute to MF BP if I buried him in his $12,000 dollar $50.00 piece of shit I can't afford a 5' by 5' casket. I also would like you to check around and see if anyone would be interested in 20 gross of glue gun hats and a yellow cab and a real Connecticut Chaplains Car. I will take $100.00 or 5 cases of Zima for the lot, I had better let you all go so I can go to the Funeral Home I have to pick out the paint colors they are going to paint his clothes on with. Well take care and write me often....Anxious...Juantia

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Hey, can you send the death pictures to rotten.com so we can all enjoy his enlarged, distorted, disfigured head? (NT) -- Inquiring minds need to know, 00:49:30 10/27/01 Sat
- I took your suggestion. Here's the picture. -- pray for him, 23:42:24 10/28/01 Sun