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Date Posted: 11:02:21 05/12/01 Sat
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The Daily Planet
Subject: Suspects In Custody, Seige Ends
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The Daily Planet 's message, "Up to the minute coverage: SWAT team moves in on mongers" on 10:30:17 05/12/01 Sat

Heavily armed police minutes ago took in to custody the group known as "The Hatemongers". This photograph was captured as police led the leader of the group, known as "Rick The Enforcer", from the building. The suspect was identified as 72 year-old Wilma Barnes of Owego, NY. Three other members of the terrorist organization were arrested, all women in their late sixties and seventies.

Police Chief Larry Goofy expressed relief that this incident had come to a succesful conclusion without injury or loss of life. "You can never be too careful", said Goofy. SWAT Commander Jim Doofy said that the suspects were all found at computer terminals inside the bunker, desparately hitting the send button on e mail programs. "Apparently they were calling in for reinforcements from their worldwide network of hatemongers", explained Doofy.

The Daily Planet was able to contact the tipster in Port Orange, Florida. Wishing to remian unnamed, he stated simply "CoWard HatEmongeR MFs'!!"

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