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Date Posted: 13:55:19 05/15/01 Tue
Author: Just another one of the hated
Subject: Wanna see more lies? Here's your unedited AOL profile.
In reply to: One of the Hated 's message, "Kinda Interesting" on 10:34:26 05/15/01 Tue

Member Profile For: BParks1578

Member Name: Bill
Location: Orlando, FL USA/ Mystic, CT USA
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single, not married
Hobbies: Sailing, bicycling, photography, sports,
live theater, clubbing, dancing, collecting
old classic Ford Police cars and
memorabilia!
Computers: IBM 450 Pentium
Occupation: Communications Consultant
Personal Quote: It is best to merely love at all!
*********************************************
Now, let's pick it apart and find the lies.

You claim your "location" is Orlando, Florida AND Mystic, Connecticutt. But, you moved from Connecticutt almost 4 yrs ago and you don't live in Orlando. In fact, you're in Port Orange, Florida at 1486 Surrey Park Drive. That's the house you floated a $142,000 mortgage on, right?

Marital status says "Single, not married". Don't tell Josephina, your Columbian mail-order bride that you're single. She thinks you two are married. That would also make your six year old daughter a bastard child. You don't want to lay that stigma on her, do you? You also wouldn't want someone to call Jo at 904-761-7752 and ask her out now that she's single, would you? If that line's busy, they could always try 212-3346

And an active guy like you with all those hobbies would have plenty of opportunities to get back into the club and theater scenes without the 'ol "ball-n-chain" dragging you down. That could even free up more quality time for you to devote to collecting all that police memorabilia, meaning extended time for you to reap the benefits of all that healthy exercize you get while ebay shopping in your underwear 24/7.

Wow, you've got an IBM 450 Pentium? That's almost as state-of-the-art as the Tandy T1000 system I used in 1988. Just what do you need with all that power at your fingertips?

"Occupation: Communications Consultant"

'Nuff said.

Does BellSouth have a rank structure within their employee work force? Maybe that's where all the Lt. (ret.) stuff comes from. If I have a question, can I call you at 407-987-5019 and ask? If you're not at your Yellow Pages Soliciting and Advertising Desk, can I still try you at 904-334-2671 and leave a message?


What were you on when you shot off that touching, heartfelt personal quote? "It is best to merely love at all!" That's some deep shit there. Let me get my waders. It's too deep!!

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  • That's not MY AOL profile, MF!!!! aNOTHER LIE OF YOUR' (NT) -- Some one else on steroids and Hopes to be a cop someday!, 14:46:44 05/15/01 Tue

  • It was until you changed it about an hour ago... -- Really now. Who are trying to kid?, 16:08:39 05/15/01 Tue

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