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Date Posted: 14:45:35 05/20/01 Sun
Author: Louie Lemons
Subject: Welfare Joe's Auto Sales
In reply to: The Marshall. 's message, "Rick the Enforcer" on 13:58:09 05/20/01 Sun

Howdy! This here's Louie Lemons for Walfare Joe's auto where if you're looking for a gem of a car, you've come to the right place.

Today's featured special is a 1972 Ford Custom 500 Police Interceptor. This big bohemith is faded to a urine yellow...and that's the primer coat! This beauty has extra holes drilled in the dash and roof to reduce high speed drag and create ventilation....and even an extra speedometer cable so you can hook up a taxi meter after stopping the drunks and giving them a ride home! Make a little extra $$$$ on the side....

Stopping power is delivered through the fast fading 4 wheel drum brakes....I sure don't hope that light stay red! The 302 Engine provides enough power to plow through your average family vehicle of today with ease, so you might not need those brakes after all.

This car bangs and clangs so loud you'll recieve your subdivision's undivided attention! This bitch smokes so much the Weather Service puts out alerts!

To hide your embarrassment, we'll even throw in a blue tarp for free!

This gem is only $3000.00 cash today...if you get here right now!

Please call us today at 1-888-25-LOUIE or stop by the lot in beautiful Port Orange, Florida!

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LT. William (Bill) Parks, B.S., j.D., (retired) (NT) -- No, as a a matter of fact they didn't!, 20:12:50 05/21/01 Mon