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Date Posted: 16:38:45 05/29/01 Tue
Author: 109 miles per hour all over the country, phew, I'd bet your head is still spinning
Subject: That is some car you picked up there, Lunatic: This trip is like a Pee Wee Herman's Most Excellent Adventure Movie

BP's Itinerary 3855+ miles in 35.5 hours!!!!

Thursday, 8 AM

Pontiac to Chicago 288.39 miles

Have a sit down in lobby, 3 minutes, told to leave and never come back

Chicago to Iowa 332.67 miles

Have a sit down in the lobby, 3 minutes, told to leave and never come back

Iowa to Columbus 657.81 miles

Have a sit down in the lobby, 4 minutes, told to leave and never come back

Columbus to St. Clairsville 118.00 miles

Have a sit down in the lobby, 1 minute, told to leave and never come back OR call again.

St Clairsville, OH to NJ 415.17 miles

Told to cough up the money or car will be sold for mechanics lien, leaves in 3 minutes.

NJ to MD 178.95 miles

Friend refuses to answer door. Turns off all lights. Leaves after 10 minutes of knocking.

MD to Corning NY 333.86 miles

Forgot that NJ was closer to NY than Baltimore, had to back track up eastern corridor. Has sit down in lobby, 1.5 minutes. Flees when noticing members of the Osage tribe gathering outside lobby.

Corning NY to CT 363.17 miles

Family refuses to answer door. Note on door says "Moved, no forwarding address". Leaves in 10 minutes after sit down on front lawn. Attempts to visit car in restoration shop. Remembers there was no such vehicle, it was all in head. Leaves after checking resto shops for 2 hours just to make sure.

CT to Port Orange 1171.70 miles

Friday, 10 PM Arrives home to find out that the whole world knows it isn't a Chaplain's car. Jo has packed bags and left for Columbia. Port Orange PD continuing special patrols of house.

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