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Date Posted: 11:30:51 03/10/02 Sun
Author: david
Subject: Let me baptize you, jailbait!
In reply to: jm 's message, "Re: bad news my reverend chums:(" on 20:54:40 03/08/02 Fri

well y'know, whats most strange is how closesly those guys resemble the uk reverends in terms of attitude and philosophy. just look here...

(ps. would our site be more popular if there were more breasts?)

REVEREND ANDREA V. (aka david morris)
"Walking alone, high and heartbroken, ain�t safe... I should�ve known better, in fact!
It was a rainy night and I was wandering looking for the blues... but I kept finding just pitchers of beer and spliffs from joints. Then, suddenly, thunder and lightning... the Holy Lord in person, Johnny Thunders, appeared in front of me. He asked a cigarette, scratched his head and then puked on my feet. I fell on my knees and suddenly everything was clear: it had to be done. Find a couple of likeminded individuals, write some songs and rock every human to the bone. Or something like that... Pray for your souls, because I�m going to taste �em all."

REVEREND UMBERTO D. (aka lloyd bowen)
"Whos� the cat that won�t cop out? You�d better know baby... If ya wanna hear my story get me a six pack, a bag of weed and kneel down. And undo my pants, please. But only if you�re sure you can last enough... I�m in this tricky-preachy business because I know my r�n�r, I speak with Stiv Bators and I can spot a miniskirt like a military radar. And you know you can�t do better... Here we go, sucker!...."

REVEREND FRANZ B. (aka david jones)
"No questions no lies, honey. I�m the r�n�r holy biker with a head full of beer... nothing more to be said. Let me baptize you, jailbait!!"

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Replies:

Re: sorry -- davd, 11:42:21 03/10/02 Sun
- Re: sorry -- wag, 15:41:10 03/10/02 Sun
  - EGGS IS EGGS -- Seb, 15:55:38 03/10/02 Sun
    - those fake reverends -- rev. lloyd, 17:44:31 03/11/02 Mon
      - Re: those fake reverends -- david, 18:40:49 03/11/02 Mon
        Re: those fake reverends -- sgaz, 21:56:25 03/11/02 Mon
        Re: those fake reverends -- wag, 22:03:26 03/11/02 Mon
        loin eating -- lloyd, 18:17:41 03/12/02 Tue
        religious musics in general -- henn, 22:58:27 03/12/02 Tue
        Re: those fake reverends -- david m., 13:00:38 03/13/02 Wed
        Re: those fake reverends -- wag, 22:50:36 03/13/02 Wed
        Re: those fake reverends -- Seb, 02:05:47 03/14/02 Thu
        Well... -- Oliver, 15:40:36 03/15/02 Fri
        Re: Well... -- Seb, 20:02:19 03/16/02 Sat

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