Re: Jesus was gay too. Maybe that's why they killed him? -- DEATH PENALTY FOR HOMOSEXUALS

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Date Posted: 01:56:17 08/22/04 Sun
Author: UP YOUR JESUS
Subject: Re: Jesus was gay too. Maybe that's why they killed him?
In reply to: michael magill 's message, "Re: Jesus was gay too. Maybe that's why they killed him?" on 13:45:09 10/05/02 Sat

*H* stands for "considered homosexual by most historians"
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A PATTERN?

(0)Alexander the Great *H* conquers the old world. At death, his "boy"friends run the world.
(1)II Samuel 1:25,26 David spoke of Jonathan:
"thy love to me was wonderfull, passing the love of women"
(2)Jesus rides an ass into Jerusalem and is crucified.
The ass is an animal with peculiar sexual habits used by Egyptians to signify foreigners(not Egyptians).
(3)Christians conceal Jesus' homosexuality.
http://www.bare-jesus.net/evorwort.htm
(4)God Jupiter/Zeus goes queer and loses to Jesus.
(5)Emperor Constantine *H* makes Jesus worship the official religion of Roman Empire.
(6)Priests are celibate only because they do not defile themselves with vaginal secretions i.e. women.
(7)Catholic sex is gonad activity with your wife using the missionary position and only for precreation. What one does for the nine months during the pregnancy is presumably nothing.
(8)Patriarchy loves phallus and reaks with contempt for femaleness.
(9)King James *H* of England has bible mistranslated into English.

DO YOU SEE A PATTERN?
Premise: Western Civilization may have been shaped by a homosexual cult i.e. Catholic Church.
For closet CHRISTOPHILEs: Premise is historical and is not homophobic.
http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1178.cfm

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