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Subject: Re: burn baby burn


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Seek Christ, sinner!
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Date Posted: 17:34:02 05/12/01 Sat
In reply to: ellen exacto 's message, "burn baby burn" on 19:04:49 05/07/01 Mon

I was just surfing and I found your site and thought I'd let you know that messing around with things you don't understand is really dangerous.
You mention "bundt cakes" in you message.
You probably don't know this but "bundt cakes" are a tool of the DEVIL!!!
It's true. The Bible sez so.
In 2 Chronicles, chapter 33, verse 18 it sez,

"And though thou may think thy cleave to the path of righteousness, the lord God almighty knows of your proclivity to sweets. And so does the dark one, father of lies. And it shall be in the form of a bundt cake that he shall seek thee and attempt to possess thy soul. Beware she who is named Betty Crocker, for she is a tool of Lucifer."

So by requesting people to send you "bundt cake" (we of religious faith refer to them as "satan's own desert")you are opening yourself up to demonic possession or worse.
As a matter of fact it might already be too late for you.
I suggest saying 10 hail marys, a noveena or two, asking Saint Duncan Hines for forgiveness, and buying your sports editor a cool fruity beverage in order to save your soul.
Respectfully yours,
really annoying Christian person

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