| Subject: Re: Hottie bartender got nate fucked up. |
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Niko T
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Date Posted: 18:39:32 06/27/01 Wed
In reply to:
b camp
's message, "Hottie bartender got nate fucked up." on 10:57:28 06/24/01 Sun
Friggin' Honey's amateurs! WTF is this world coming to. Ahhhhh, the humanity. If you guys really want a good time at the former biker bar now known as Honey's, I'll be in the Big Easy the weekend of July 6-8. I might me going to End Fest, and I will definately be going to Honey's.
Oh yeah, here's a few rules for the Honey's amateurs:
1--Don't mess with Linelle (the hottie bartender), if you mess with her, you mess with Marty, the owner. Trust me, you don't want to be messing with Marty.
2--Don't make eye contact with the Asian-folk who go there. They look like they know Tae-kwon-do.
3--If Josh buys you a shot (which he will) buy him a beer. He will buy you a shot, you will buy him a beer, he will buy you a shot, you will buy him a beer, he will buy you a shot, you will vomit outside, you will buy him a beer, etc.
4--Only play video poker if nobody else is sitting down at the machines. Marty has it rigged where if two people are sitting down, the machines don't pay out.
5--Ordering pizza is okay, just remember: WAIT FOR IT TO COOL!!!!!
That's all for now,
Niko T (the Zilchoid)
>Just dropping a bit of a note. Me, Nate, Chris, and
>Eric made a night of debauchery on the westbank last
>night. The bartender was hot, the shot girl was hot.
>
>The bartender shot jager with nate, until he didn't
>know his name. Mock him for that when next you see
>him.
>
>Bcamp
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