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Date Posted: 15:22:15 11/30/00 Thu
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Friday's ep
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Thursday's ep" on 16:57:19 11/29/00 Wed

When something really nasty
Crawls out of the pond
She's very smart and really sharp
He's a peeping tom.
"Smoulder , is that you outside my window?"
"No"
She is Donut Sulky
He is Fax Smoulder
They're the X FOOOOOLS!
*******************
CSM tells the X boys that he is taking them to Wembly Stadium to perform. They'll be famous.
Smoulder "What? You're not going to destroy us?"
CSM "NO. Well, at least not until you've had a number one hit. Now get moving. Hands in the air, hands on hips, hands on crotch. ........Hands on your own crotch. "
Smoulder "Oh, sorry. "
********************
At the stadium.
Sulky "You can't do this. You're not boys, you're men. "
Smoulder "Sulky"
Sulky" Well, men, women, whatever"
Smoulder "But we've got to do it Sulky. We'll be famous and the process can't be reversed."
The announcer introduces them.
Sulky" Can't be reversed. I've got it. I know how to get them back"

Up on stage the X Boys start to sing. They go all wonky and sound terrible , their voices getting deeper and deeper.

Afterwards.
Smoulder" Oh Sulky, it was terrible. "
Skinhead "OUr careers have been ruined"
Sulky tells them that she realised that they were listening to the Backseat Boys when they were exposed to the rock. So she played the Backseat boys backwards from the wings off stage. It worked.

But......WHERE IS CANCER MAN????????????

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