I don't know what was in his pants. They never said. .....Today [Wednesday] X FOOLs -- X-Philes World-X-Files Movie 2

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Date Posted: 22:13:53 12/12/00 Tue
Author: Stardoe
Subject: I don't know what was in his pants. They never said. .....Today [Wednesday] X FOOLs
In reply to: detoured 's message, "What was in the Assistant Director's pants?..." on 00:56:54 12/12/00 Tue

I slept in on Mon and Tue so here's Wed.'s X FOOL ep.

Sulky with sleeve caught in the paper shredder. "AAAAAHHHHH help. Smoulder, help me. I'm going to die. "
Smoulder "I'm trying Sulky"
Skinhead comes in.
Sulky "Oh thank you sir. You saved my life."
Smoulder "How did you do it?"
Skinhead "I turned it off. Now get out of here. And leave the shredder alone or everyone will want a turn. You know what happened to the photo copier. I still have that photo of your ass , Smoulder. "
Sulky" Tony Benadetti had a vision that I would die and it came true. "
Skinhead "But you didn't die"
Sulky "Then, sir, you changed the future"
Skinhead. "The only thing I changed was my perfume. I'm so sick of that channel number 5"

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Skinhead goes into his office and rings up.
Skinhead "Hello, Mr Benadetti, you don't know me but..."
Benadetti "Oh, it's assistant director Skinhead "
Skinhead "Oh good grief! I need to know how I'm going to die"
Benadetti "Someone close to you is going to die"
Sulky"Sir, your secratary Maudred is dead"
Skinhead "Oh my god! She isn't supposed to knock off for another half an hour."
Skinhead "Oh well I still have that photo of Smoulder's ass"
Smoulder "What are you ginjg to do with it?"
Skinhead "Mount it"

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This has to be an Australian production. One, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose was on here only two weeks ago. They did a thing on the olympics while they were on. And 'knock off' is an Australian term. It will be interesting to see whether the eps follow the rest of the reruns we are getting here now. I'm looking forward to tonight's ep. Don't know what it is yet. I love surprises. It will be interesting what the X Fool people do with the Detective White ep that aired last week , if they do one on that.

Glad you are enjoying it, Det. I wish I could remember them in greater detail and /or wake up in time :-)

Stardoe

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Replies:

Knock off -- detoured, 21:21:18 12/15/00 Fri
- Re: Knock off -- kenamom, 15:27:58 12/17/00 Sun
  - Knock off -- Stardoe, 16:25:17 12/17/00 Sun
    - And I forgot ....knock it off...the shelf or don't do that . I have no idea how foreigners ever learn english. It's so confusing.BTW I have been sleeping in on X Fools again. (NT) -- Stardoe, 16:28:01 12/17/00 Sun
    - I don't think we have knocked up for tired... -- detoured, 16:59:41 12/17/00 Sun
      - tee hee -- kenamom, 17:21:33 12/17/00 Sun
        LOL! (NT) -- detoured, 19:42:47 12/17/00 Sun
        Ditto on the lol -- Stardoe, 02:30:00 12/20/00 Wed