Hours pass -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Hours pass
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande decides it's time to check on KS" on 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri

Kande and JD are slumped in front of the TV watching the Mystics get beat. Both have resorted to earplugs and scarves wrapped mummy-style over their heads after the screams, pleas for mercy, gurgling, and cries of "Take that! And that! And that!" had finally gotten to them. So they could be forgiven for the fact that they didn't even notice KS until she was standing in front of them with a long gray scrap hanging from her hand.

"Um...Sis," Kande stops and wipes a string of drool from her lower lip. Sheesh, how long had she been sitting there in a daze staring at the TV? "What is that thing?"

JD holds a hand up in front of his eyes. "No, no, we don't want to know."

Kande stares at him. "Speak for yourself. I see some kind of drawing on it." She manages to lunge out of the easy chair and puts a hand out for the thing. KS mutely hands it to her, grinning. Kande stretches it out. "Say...it's a picture of the flintstones." She points to a corner. "There's Dino."

"Yup. And there's this too." KS whips out another limp fold of some kind of material and holds it up.

Kande squints. Her contacts had gotten dry from watching TV for so long. "It looks like a portrait."

"It's the neighbor witch's parents."

"She gave you a portrait of her parents? That's why you were torturing her...for a portrait? Wait a minute...what is this material?" Kande stares at it for a minute. Is that an enlarged pore? Suddenly, she drops it. "Eeeeeeewwwww. Is that what I think it is?" She starts frantically scrubbing her hands on her jeans.

KS gathers up the folds of material. "Yup. The flintstones were on her back, and the tattooed family portrait was on her outer thigh. I thought I'd tack them to the Mayor's front door as a gift."

Kande is backing away from her sister as if she'd never seen her before. "You skinned her? You skinned the Mayor's neighbor?"

JD makes shushing motions with his hands. "Now, Kande, we prefer to think of it as filleting."

"Ack! Ack! Ack!"

"Now, the story is that the neighbor packed up her belongings during a rainstorm and moved, in case anybody asks. I mean," KS snickers, "anybody that really cares. Which will be nobody. Are we clear on the story?"

JD nods and goes back to the game, but Kande is mute as she's flopped over into a dead faint. KS sighs.

"Crap, now I've got drool to clean up too."

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
- Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
  - KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun