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Date Posted: 20:32:05 12/11/07 Tue
Author: kenamom - becoming endeered with the story....hehehehe
Subject: HAHAHAHA.....with venison.....HAHAHAHA....too funny!
In reply to: Rae 's message, "A mysterious figure looms" on 20:35:47 12/07/07 Fri

Kenamom walks over to the bar and gives Blitzen a poke. "hmm, seems a little tough, wouldn't make good stew meat. How about we slice and smoke?"

KS slowly follows Rabid as she sheds her hunting clothes. "uh huh" she says not really listening to KM.

"I make a great brine - the secret is using more than one vinegar and the spices must be home cultivated" KM continues about making jerky.

"mmmmmm" KS responds in a dull tone. Twirling the net pole in her hands she expertly follows rabid around the room.

kande, turning a lovely shade of green is pointing to the sign over the kitchen 'this is a meat free zone'. "begging your pardon oh mighty mayor " kande says in a high pitched nasal tone, " this is really gross".

A loud aussie curse is heard from the murmering crowd. Stardoe - wearing a red bikini trimmed with white fur pushes her way in the door. A domino effect happens as one shippervillian looses their balance they fall against someone else. KS uses the distraction to leap on Rabid. Rabid puts up a fight and the two roll around the floor for a few seconds until KS manages to swipe a small blue tissue under Rabids nose. Rabid then falls into a deep sleep.

"That should hold her for a few hours. Nice santa suit Dr Stardoe!" KS choked out, she had planned on wearing the same suit to Dr Stardoes Boxing Day bash. Its nice having an Aussie resident living in SV, nice to have the summer so close.

"we can chit chat later, we have more important things to worry about" SD begins waving a computer print out over her head.

"of course stardoe, more importantly me! What are you getting me for christmas" KM says confidently.

"I wish that could be our concern dear mayor - but please. You have heard of the WOW signal?" Stardoe places the paper on a table, shippervillians gather around. Carefully stepping over a sleeping Rabid.

"This, well friends, this is the Holy Bleep signal!"

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Replies:

Gasp! gasps all the Shippervillians -- Kande's Sis, gasping, 19:50:27 12/13/07 Thu
- "Why, yes! Yes, he can!" -- Rae, 18:35:54 12/15/07 Sat
  - As he sails past Mars.... -- Stardoe, 19:09:50 12/15/07 Sat
    - MERRY CHRISTMAS STARDOE!!!...lets do chat over the holidays. (NT) -- KM, challanging anyone to work the two different posts, 19:36:29 12/15/07 Sat
  - The Bleepin signal gets bleepin louder -- kenamom, searching the sky - fearful of raindeer droppings, 19:15:52 12/15/07 Sat
    - As everyone looks skyward... -- kande, 02:36:21 12/19/07 Wed
      - Wisconsin! -- Kande's Sis, 05:05:05 12/20/07 Thu
        Something is seen overhead -- Kande's Sis, 18:54:20 12/24/07 Mon
        "Actually..." begins kande. -- kande, 12:42:15 12/26/07 Wed
        "Oh dear!" says Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 04:53:53 12/27/07 Thu
        Wait, what am I saying? Kande says. -- Kande's Sis, 12:25:15 12/27/07 Thu
        "All right, that's enough." -- kande, 12:28:13 12/27/07 Thu
        KS is almost back to normal -- Kande's Sis, 12:49:39 12/27/07 Thu
        As Kande begins to speak... -- Stardoe, 05:45:04 12/31/07 Mon
        KS falls for the diversion -- kenamom, 08:19:29 12/31/07 Mon
        Nice, very nice -- Kande's Sis, 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon
        Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end...., 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
        OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
        While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed