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| Pro wrestling is a game of strategies and counters..... |
| Checkmate! |
(( Case in point. Damien Brown wants to walk into the arena with a half-naked woman on his arm, yet screams foul when someone else uses an effective yet subtlely different form of distraction. Of course, it is understandable that when someone loses, they are upset. If he had won, his girlfriend would be wearing even less clothes the next time she comes out draped across his arm. ))
(( But what truely is the epitome of hypocrisy... is when a man like HHH to protect him for the upcoming ToC finals match with Johnny O. Why does Lion need the protection of HHH and Damien Brown? Other then manager Mister P, Johnny O has no one else at ringside. Wouldn' just one man be sufficient to guard the Lionm from treachery? What makes this all even more sinister is that Lion and Damien Brown are enemies. How do common enemies make ammends so quickly.... to the point where one man will protect the other?! Well, you know what they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. In this case, Johnny O is the common enemy. Lion wants the ToC championship belt. Damien wants revenge. But neither of them realize something I have seen too many times..... ))
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--> [ Scene begins in NYC, as Johnny O's red sportscar weaves through traffic, going downtown on the West Side Highway. Mister P is in the passenger's seat, and three women, all of them hookers, Shaneyney, Princess, & Jackeeč, are sitting in the backseat. ] <---
Johnny O: Just sit tight ladies, we need to make one more stop, and then we will all confront that no-good hustler, Damien Brown.
Princess: An' don't forget that bitch Ghetto Booty too! I gonna scratch that girl's eyes out!
Jackeč: That's right boo!
Mister P: Ummm, word!
Shaneyney: Damien Brown is gonna pay for callin' us $5 crack-hoes! We high-class mother-fucking hoes! High-class!
Mister P: So... uhhh... where are we going now Johnny?
Johnny O: Now that I feel we have Damien Brown neutralized, it's time we made sure that Lion's mercenary, HHH, is too busy to deal with us. I've got the perfect person in mind for this job.
Mister P: HHH is a tough as nails character. He might be alot harder to distract then Damien "Viagra" Brown.
Johnny O: I know. But I am not gonna let HHH get in the way of my ToC Championship! Hell no! HHH may be very tough, he may be "The Game", but this isn't his game, this is bewteen me and Lion! You don't realize how pissed off I am at Lion. Sure, we are opponents here, and maybe things would get a little hot with my trash talking him, and his religious bunk that really pisses me off, but Lion has gone too far with this crap! He hires HHH to watch his back. He is going to have Damien and Ghetto Booty at ringside as well. He says he is a man of God, or whatever he is talking about.... but he is nothing more then a hypocrite! And he has really pissed me off! Don't make yourself out to be this high and mighty, moral bastion of society, and then go out and hire some muscle to "protect" you. That's bullshit! Lion is full of crap! All I want now, is to make sure no one gets between me and that jerk, and I will take care of everything. Lion can't beat me. He may have gotten this far in the tourney, but I'm not Basher, I'm not Max, I'm not Rain. He is stepping into the ring with the "Son of Zues", the "Greatest Male Specimen in Pro Wrestling Today"! They do not call me "The Epitome of Muscular Magnificence" for nothing! I am the one and only true "Lion of Athens", and the only predator in this tournament, and Lion is gonna get nuetered before this is all over!
--> [ Johnny O turns down a street, and parks the car. Everyone piles out. More then a few people look at the wrestler, his short Indian manager, and three black hookers walking down the street. Johnny O and the gang walk to the corner, where they stop in front of a nightclub. The sign on the club says "The RamRod III - Peggy Lee's Revenge". They enter the nightclub. As they walk in through the door, we see a poster of the nights entertainment. Liza Manelli, Peggy Lee, Marilyn Monroe, and..... the WWF's Chyna?! ] <---
---> [ The club is dark at the moment, as it is too early in the day. A man wipes the bar with a towel. Johnny O walks over to him, hands him a ten dollar bill and asks him a question. The man points to a door in the corner. The gang walks through the door and into the performers dressing room. ] <---
Marilyn Monroe: Hello Mr. President!
Johnny O: Oh jeez! Ummm, listen there Marilyn.... is Chyna around?
Princess: That ain't no Marilyn Monroe! Tha be a man!
Marilyn Monroe: And what member of the animal world might you be?
Princess: Best step off bitch!
Johnny O: Ladies...uhhhh... please! We just need to find Chyna and we are out of... hey! There she... uh... he... uh... it is!
Chyna: ( In a very deep voice, but with the lisp... ) Can I help you?
Johnny O: Hi! My name is Johnny O... I am a wrestler, and I have a proposition for you.
Chyna: Oh really? What?
Johnny O: Well, I am in the Tournament of Champions finals match against this dink named Lion. Anyway, his buddy, and your "husband" HHH is going to be there, and I was hoping maybe we could play a trick on him and have you there as a surprise, wrapped in an even bigger surprise!
Chyna: When he finds out I'm not really his wife, he's gonna be pissed, honey. It's trč violent for me.
Johnny O: Don't worry... HHH is a friend of ours! This is all for his.... bachelor party! That's all!
Chyna: Bachelor party? He's already married.....
Johnny O: Bachelor party!? No! I said birthday party! C'mon be a sport!
Chyna: But I've got a show to do here tonight! I can't dissapoint my fans!
Johnny O: We'll pay you! More then you'll make in this dinky cabaret show!
Chyna: Up front honey! Lemme see the green first!
Johnny O: Deal! Let's go!
--> [ So the three hookers, the Chyna drag queen, Mister P and Johnny O all stuff themselves into Johnny O's sportscar. They drive off, heading to the ToC arena, and the final match with Lion. ] <---
To be continued.............
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