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Date Posted: 19:16:24 05/29/01 Tue
Author: bbb
Subject: bbb

[ Johnny O is busy working at his desk at the TTW offices when a knock comes to his door. His secretary pops the door open and sticks her head inside. ]


Secretary: Someone to see you Mr. Olympus.


Olympus: Who is it? I'm kinda backed-up here.


Secretary: TWell, they said their names were the McMa--


Man: McMahorn is the name... Vic McMahorn! Thank youmy dear, you may go now.


[ A man enters the room, followed by a younger male and a female, both in their early twenties. The woman drags in another man, who is very muscular and tall, and he is followed by another big man, dressed in cowboy boots and a hat. ]


[The older man looks very sophisticated, dressed in expensive clothes, wearing $1000 shoes. He looks down on Johnny O with a snotty air that makes Olympus more then a little angry. ]


Olympus: Mr. Vince McMah---


Vic McMahorn: McMahorn! Vic... McMahorn! Pride of Greenwich, Beast of Bloomfield, and Tyrant of Tolland! I am here.... to takeover your precious little, ha ha ha! FEDERATION!


Olympus: Your going to... take over...the TTW!?


Vic McMahorn: You heard me right the first time! I am known throughout the state of Connecticut as the greatest wrestler.... in Connecticut! And since you are doing business in my territory, I plan on taking your World Title!


Olympus: We don't have a world title... Total Insanity Championship is our top belt.


Vic McMahon: Then hand it over! Before I beat you within an inch of your life!


Olympus: Hand it over? I wouldn't, even if I could.


Vic McMahorn: Then I will win it inside thering, for I am the Pride ofGreenwich. And in my own home state I am UNSTOPPABLE! Together with my children, Sean McMahorn and Stella McMahorn, we will connive our way straight to the top! And if that doesn't work, then Stella's husband Henry Hearst Helmsley Heart will take your title by force.


HHHH: But you can call me 4H for short.


Vic McMahorn: And IF 4H cannot get that title, then you better watch out, because I will unleash the nastiest man on the planet upon your little roster of wrestlers... Steel Hard Stanley Stone!


SHSS: You can bet your bottom dollar, that I said so, ya son-of-a-bitch!


[ The Greenwich Clan storms out of the office as Johnny O scratches his head on wonder. Fade... ]



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