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Date Posted: 12:24:53 05/27/01 Sun
Author: Guru....ngeekkkkkkkkkk
Subject:

avoid computer guru....hehehhe replay (text box limited)

HUSBAND: (Returning late from work):
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
WIFE: Have you brought the grocery ?
HUSBAND: Bad command or filename.

WIFE: But I Told You About It In Morning
HUSBAND: Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.

WIFE: What about my new TV?
HUSBAND: Variable not found..

WIFE: At least, give me your Credit Card,
I want to do some shopping.
HUSBAND: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

WIFE: Do you love me or do you only love computers
or are you just being funny?
HUSBAND: Too many parameters...

WIFE: It was a great mistake that I married an
idiot like you.
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.

WIFE: You are a useless nut.
HUSBAND: By Default

WIFE: What about your Salary?
HUSBAND: File in use... Try after some time.

WIFE: Who was in the car this morning?
HUSBAND: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL
to Reboot.

WIFE: Would You Like To Have Some Snacks
HUSBAND: Hard Disk Full.

WIFE: What is my value in the family ?
HUSBAND: Unknown Virus.

WIFE: What Is The Relation Between You & Your
Receptionist.
HUSBAND: The Only User With Write Permission.

WIFE: I Will Go To My Dads House.
HUSBAND: Program Performed Illegal Operation, It Will Close.

WIFE: I Will Leave You For Ever.
HUSBAND: Close All Programs & Log Out For Another User.

WIFE: It Is Worthless Talking To You
HUSBAND: Shut Down The Computer.

WIFE: I Am Going
HUSBAND: Its Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.

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