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Subject: Something to make you chuckle - hopefully! Author: Beaky [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 11:16:10 06/15/01 Fri A fella walks into the doctors surgery..... (brrrr, brrrr, brrrr) "Doc" he says, (brrrr), "I have this (brrrr) problem". "I keep (brrrr) farting, and it just won't (brrrr) stop!" "I see says the doctor" (with his fingers pinching his nose). "What can I (brrrr) do?" says the man. "Walk over to the bed, pull your trousers and your pants down, and lean over the bed" replies the doctor. So the man stand up and walks noisily over to the bed.... (brrrr,brrrr,brrrr) he pull his trousers and his pants down.... (brrrr,brrrr) and leans over the bed.... (brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) After a few seconds the man looks over his shoulder to see the doctor holding a long pole with a nasty looking hook on the end. "What the, flipin' heck" he says nervously, "Your not (brrrr) going to stick that (brrrr) up my (brrrr) arse are you (brrrr)?????" "No" replies the doctor, "I'm going to open the window, it bloody sinks in here!!!!!!) Just a short one from the Beakhouse library, hope it brightens up your day...(I'm doing a better job than the sun, dont you think!) Beaky. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: You nutter Author: Midi [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 13:51:51 06/15/01 Fri You told us that one the other week you head-case!!! and we didn't laugh then either [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Well sorrrrrry! Author: Mark Beakhouse [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:30:31 06/15/01 Fri My apologies. I'm obviously very predictable! Either way, it is now posted up for everone to see and LAUGH at. I'm sure they will. I dont know, I spend all this time writing messages, and it is falling on blind eyes. ohhhhh, What did the elephant say to the naked man? How the hell do you drink through that? (I'm sure I havn't told that one recently, no doubt I will find out if I have!!!!) As the Italian said.... Piss on you my friend. (translation: peace on you my friend) Mark 'repetative' Beakhouse. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: hahaha Author: midi [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 21:26:20 06/15/01 Fri What did the elephant say to the naked man? How the hell do you drink through that? hahahaha havn't heard that one for ages how do you drink through that....hahahaha [ Post a Reply to This Message ]