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Subject: Tasteless joke #2


Author:
JOel
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Date Posted: 02:05:26 06/19/01 Tue

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'

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[> Subject: AND ANOTHER


Author:
MIDI
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Date Posted: 17:28:14 06/19/01 Tue

Q. Why do women have tits?

A. So men will talk to them.


hahahaha



HT4T Midi

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[> Subject: Here we go again...


Author:
Beaky
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Date Posted: 13:42:59 06/20/01 Wed

Why did the woman cross the road???

Forget that, why wasn't she in the kitchen!!!

One for the opposite team (Being a man of today!)

Why can't women park their cars???

Cos' men keep tellint them that ( ) this is 12 inches!!!

Always a pleasure,

Beaky.

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[> Subject: My spelling!


Author:
Beaky
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Date Posted: 13:51:48 06/20/01 Wed

I must apologise for my spelling in that previous excuse for a joke. It just goes to show the type of brainless idiots that are accepted into university nowadays!

By the way, the two brackets () in that joke are substituting a little finger, which is rather hard to communicate via e-mail.

Beaky.

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[> Subject: your emoticon


Author:
Midi
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Date Posted: 14:25:53 06/20/01 Wed

[By the way, the two brackets () in that joke are substituting a little finger, which is rather hard to communicate via e-mail.]

well of course we all realized that!!!!

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HT4T Midi

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