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Date Posted: 08:50:51 05/02/02 Thu
Author: The Episcopal Church Council of North America
Subject: Fennel!
In reply to: Dr. Fennel 's message, "I find Kirsty Alley's vituperations rather clumsy, don't you? I don't mean to imply that you and I indeed have a lot more class than Kirsty, but it's true, nonetheless." on 13:35:48 05/01/02 Wed

We were en route to St. Tropez for Gin Fest �02 and stumbled upon this quiet oasis.
It confounds what�s left of our mind, Fennel, how you slither into every message board and, like a tomcat spraying his territory, deposit your humdinger tracts of sophistry. We were prepared for a truce, Fennel, but we did not appreciate your bobble-brained oratory at the Queen Mum�s dirge:
�I know the Queen Mum and it is enough to say that her lacerations do not have me fooled. I would like to sneer at her quest for world domination but I can no longer slough off such a piquant suzerainty to whom I owe no fealty....� Fennel, the old girl is dead. Dead! Why can�t you leave a thing be? Furthermore, the Vicar of Tumbridge-Downs has retained a bitter memory of that badminton game...you went on nattering at your shuttlecock until the poor thing took flight on its on volition and was never again seen. You have Swiss-cheesed our already precarious social standing for the last time! We bid you adieu, Fennel!

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The Vicar of Tumbridge-Downs is not just stupid. He is unbelievably, astronomically stupid. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that the Vicar of Tumbridge-Downs is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his jokes. (NT) -- Dr. Fennel, 09:11:41 05/02/02 Thu
- The Vicar (they still call him "Old Toffy" at the Yacht Club) will not absorb these slings lying down, Fennel. No, indeed. In a spurt of deux ex machina, we�ll shall reconnoitering with The Toff at Churchill Downs this weekend at the Derby.... -- ECCNA, 07:14:50 05/03/02 Fri
  - RE: "we�ll shall reconnoitering" We are in our cups and cannot claim sovereignty over the King's tongue. Now if someone will help us truss up this dead poacher, we'll toodle to "The Cock and Arms" and if the publican proffers a pint of his bitterest ale we shall say him no nay. Pip-oh. (NT) -- Now you know why we've retired. The magic is gone. Pfft!, 09:33:09 05/03/02 Fri
    - Contrary to the Rousseauian ideal of the transparency of the general will to itself, if you want to make things worse, then wear the opprobrium of that decision. Think about it. You seem to believe that you "have a 'special' perspective on classism which carries with it a 'special' right to attack the very fabric of the ECCNA's stodgy ramblings. " First off, that's a lousy sentence.... -- Dr. Fennel, 09:22:29 05/04/02 Sat
  - hey! it be da o'pisco'po dude! -- Pookey Boy, 12:44:10 05/03/02 Fri
    - Yes, Mr. Pooky, it's been a coon's age. After Constable Bleetings catches us skinny-dipping in the Vicarage duck pond, we prefer to say, "Feets, do yo' stuff!" (NT) -- It wasn't such a bad persona. Well, here's to better days., 07:23:44 05/04/02 Sat

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