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Date Posted: 07:49:38 05/05/02 Sun
Author: Elder Berry
Subject: I am innocent of this paternity accusation, just as...
In reply to: Chester, the Apprentice Custodian 's message, "Thank you, Sister Sue Vera. Your unflagging support brings a tear to my eye. And I am touched to hear that the Church's Sisterhood has scheduled a bake sale to help raise cash so I can get bailed out of this cockroach-infested jail cell. But still, I remain perplexed..." on 09:50:52 05/04/02 Sat

I was innocent of the other six. But having now met Lil' 5s lovely mother Tiffany, I plead guilty as charged. The evidence is just too flattering to deny. But Chester, you go ahead and keep Lil' 5 busy with your tattoos and pants puppet and Tiffs and I will be back in, oh, about an hour. (Don't say you haven't been asking for this, Sue Vera.)

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I have, I admit it. And now I weep (Just Like Jesus Did!) -- Sister Sue Vera, 09:24:01 05/05/02 Sun
- I think someone.... -- Elder Berry, 06:22:32 05/06/02 Mon
  - Ewww, what a gross thought! I nearly heaved... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 07:26:57 05/06/02 Mon
    - One word does - Delectable! (NT) -- GrammaR Sue Vera, 08:37:09 05/06/02 Mon
      - Delectable... yes, that's the word the Chinese use to describe "scrumptious" water beetles. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 13:30:34 05/06/02 Mon
        You people are always so quick to reference.... -- Elder Berry, 14:37:25 05/06/02 Mon
        When in truth.... -- Satan, 14:55:49 05/06/02 Mon
- DEAR POOR SUE...I STILL LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE.. (NT) -- DEATH, 13:54:32 05/06/02 Mon
  - You're not gonna get me, Baby Maggie! (NT) -- Sister Sue Vera, 14:56:52 05/06/02 Mon
    - OH YOU WILL BE MINE IN THE END SUE...THEY ARE ALL MINE IN THE END.. (NT) -- DEATH, 15:22:21 05/06/02 Mon

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