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Date Posted: 13:50:52 05/15/02 Wed
Author: Father Bendover
Subject: I am trying to reach a Mr. Chester about a position here at the rectory...

Sir... I understand you are not altogether happy with your current position at the Landover Baptist Church and my Bishop has given me permission to offer you a prime job here at the rectory. Rather than a cot behind the furnace, here you will enjoy your own room at the entry to the tunnel between my quarters and the nearby convent. Which means your job will not only be cleaning up the kleenexes and vaseline stains around my own bedroom but a real security job. Yes, you will have a badge and official security hat. You won't be needing much more than that most of the time anyway. You will get some meals (left overs from morning mass...the crackers are usually stale but the wine is a first rate cabernet)and on weekends when I play golf you will get to hear confessions, which can be some kind of fun, especially with the Irish girls come in with their wonderful tales of life in the begorrah. I think you will find we're a good deal more fun than the prigs over there at Landover. Wanna wear a cassock?!

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