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Date Posted: 03:54:50 06/07/02 Fri
Author: Jukey Jo
Subject: Wheeooooo doggas. What all be happen to dis place?

All my 90 year I ain't nebber heered so much gum-flap about nuthin' atall. Who is dis "Jenny Jones" trash anyways? She preten' she some sea-divah? Dam dat is de foolishest thing I evah let git inside of my earhole. Ain't no womans 'sposed be no sea-divah a cause of how they titties floats up too much. Dam, girl, whyn't yo' gits yo'self some real job, mebbe sling some grits an' okra up to Waxahatchie? Yo' be meet up wif some truck driver man, gits you two-three chirrens and den git marry to de fella. Das de ticket fer yo ass, girl.

Now yo' jus' gib dis foramen back to dat nice janiter fella for he go and stick he broomhandy some place yo' don't likes to have it sticked. Yo' lissen to ole Jukey Jo here, 'cause ain't no girl in the worl' gwine get no p'ints fer defrockin' no janiter out o' he foramen.

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