Chester! I'm sorry, but we've simply GOT to change that name of yours! -- DIVA & Jenny Jones

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Date Posted: 08:54:25 05/07/02 Tue
Author: Sister Sue Vera
Subject: Chester! I'm sorry, but we've simply GOT to change that name of yours!

"Chester the Molester" comes to mind SO quickly that I've determined that this is the source of all this legal trouble! And the jails and prisons are so filled up now with vicious, felonious Drunks & Dopers that, pretty soon, they'll have you sleeping on the floor!

Tell you what I'll do for you. I'll refer to you from now on as "Joshua" and, as they do in the state of Tennessee, drag it out into a word that takes about four whole seconds to say it. Sounds very Godly, believe me! Half of the people in that state have that very name, with the other half being named "David," a Godly name as well.

Well - what do you think?

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But all the name-tags on my coveralls say Chester, and you know the Church only provides 2 new pair a year. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 03:20:58 05/08/02 Wed
- Sir, I must take you sternly to task, I fear... -- Sister Sue Vera, 10:10:16 05/08/02 Wed
  - Well I do my best to keep her away... that isn't always easy. You see, as a parolee, my access to appropriate weaponry is quite limited. But your comment got me thinking... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 11:16:53 05/08/02 Wed
    - May I suggest an alternative solution? -- Elder Berry, 12:59:35 05/08/02 Wed
      - Elder Berry, word around the church is... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 18:48:26 05/08/02 Wed
        I feel that Africa is for Africans.... -- Elder Berry, 06:41:36 05/09/02 Thu
        Well, unless there's lotsa oil, then yeah... give it to the negroes.. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 17:25:49 05/09/02 Thu
        But Bukka White is a DEAD blues singer! -- Sister Sue Vera, 17:53:00 05/09/02 Thu
        Well ever since he lost his vocal chords, he tells people he's dead. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 15:32:22 05/10/02 Fri