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Date Posted: 14:49:42 12/24/02 Tue
Author: JASTIC
Subject: I'M THE ILLEST MOTHAFUCKIN' MAN ON THE EARTH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO, NOTHIN ABOUT MY LYRICAL MATRIX/

IS BASIC/ I KICK FLAVOR/ BEYOND WHAT YA TONGUE IS CAPABLE OF TASTIN/ FUCK THE DETAILS/ I RIP NIGGAS WITH RHYMES TILL THEY SCREAM HELP/ EVERY

NIGGA I TOLD TO KNELL SAT THERE AND KNELT/ BE READY AND AT YA BEST/ CELEBRITY MATCH OF DEATH/ HEART SNATCHED THROUGH YA CHEST/ CARDIAC ARREST/

CRACK YA NECK/ WHILE I BREAK YA ARMS CATCH YA BREATH/ THEN I'LL ASK THE REF/ HOW MUCH CATS IS LEFT/ I'LL PUNCTURE YO ABDOMEN AND LOOK WHAT I DID TO YA KID/

WANNA LIVE/ THEN I'LL STAB YOU YA IN YA LUNG WITH YA RIB/EVERY WORD I SAY DETACHES A VERTEBRAE FROM YA SPINE/ REMATCH WHEREVER WE MEET, ANYPLACE AND TIME/

GET YA SNOT BOX SMASHED WITH A 9/ SMACKED WITH A RHYME/ PUSH YA FOREHEAD TO THE BACK OF YA MIND/ TRY TO EXPLAIN/ WHAT IT'S LIKE SEEIN YA BRAIN/ YOUR INSANE/

SOON TO BE I.D.ED (IDENTIFIED) AS ARTIFACTUAL REMAINS/ YOU PROLLY LOOK AT GRAPES AND SEE TESTICLES/ YOU PROLLY FANTASIZE ABOUT VEGETABLES/ LIKE CUCUMBERS AND

BANNAS HAVIN SEX WITH YOU/ YOU PROLLY LET GERBALS CRAWL UP YA RECTUM TOO/ SHAME ON YOU/ I'LL SUFFOCATE ON YOU/ AND AT THE SAME TIME, URINATE ON YOU/ AND

POUR SOME ACID RAIN ON YOU/ Now when you see that big ass J, you know I'm comin through/ And when you know I'm comin through, you know what I'ma do/ I never

said that battlin me, would be impossible/ I just think it's highly motherfuckin improbable/ You talkin to a nigga that can split molecules/ to subatomic

particles, strong enough to stop a bull/ Body-slam two oxes and drop a mule/ Urinatin rocket fuel, freestylin over gospel tunes/ Rhymes by the thousands,

rhymes for hours/ I could kick a rhyme longer than your whole album/ The kickboxer, beatin the shit out niggaz proper/ I beat 'em till they holla, beat 'em til

the cops come/ Beatin niggaz til they have seizures, beat 'em til they start screamin/ like fax machines when they start receivin/ Beat 'em til my own hands

start bleedin/ Beat 'em til they lungs stop breathin and they heart stop beatin/ From 12 A.M. to 12 P.M. in the evenin/ With three 15 minute breaks in between

'em/ Good Jesus, that's a real West Indian beatin/ That's what you get for fuckin with this lyrical demon/ My bloodstream's been, contaminated for eons/ I got

cast out of heaven for treason/ Got cast out of the Garden of Eden / for lettin the reptilian beast in/ Got locked up for a DUI and speedin/ A whole legion of

half-decent MC'S WILL get released when/ they spit a hundred bars for they freedom/ See I'm much too nice to compete wit/ Too nice to flow over beats wit,

too nice to hold a M-I-C wit/ Off some diesel Hercules shit, I coUld flip/ and start to punch trees til they leafless/ Inhale with two real deep breaths, hold

my breath/ til the whole planet suffocates and then release it/ I GOTTA TELL CRUNCHIES SOMETHIN/ YOU NEED TO STOP FRONTIN/ CAUSE LIKE WANKSTA YOU BEEN

HUSTLIN ALONG TIME, AND YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN/

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