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Date Posted: 00:32:57 07/25/02 Thu
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Jock-O-Rama
Jock-O-Rama
You really like gorillas?
We've got just the pet for you
It's the way you're forced to act
To survive our schools
Make your whole life revolve around sports
Walk tough -- don't act too smart
Be a mean machine
Then we'll let you get ahead
Jock-O-Rama -- save my soul
We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple
And you're forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team"
The locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They'll either laugh or cry
Jock-O-Rama -- on the brain
Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old time religion
On the almighty football field
Beer-bellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
You're going out there to win
"How d'ya win?
"Get out there and snap the other guy's knee!"
Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Snap those spinal cords
Ha! Ha! Ha!
The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck's been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year
His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
"What spirit..
"What a man..."
But who cares?
Games over -- "Let's go get wasted man"
To the 7-11 -- to the liquor store
Let's party all night
And party some more!
Another Trans-Am
Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
I ain't drunk, officer
I just fell gettin' out of my car
"Don't worry about it, son
"We were that way when we were young
"You've got all the skills
"To make a damn good businessman!"
Jock-O-Rama -- that's the law
Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
If the future of America is handed to them
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
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