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Date Posted: 01:23:06 07/25/02 Thu
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Pineapple Face
Pineapple Face
Red alert from the Dairy Queen
To Vatican from Panama City
Yeah,
Calling Pope John Paul, ole buddy, ole pal
Hey, let me crash at your place for a while
Yeah,
I know I've shot your priests full of holes
But you forgave the guy who shot you
boo-hoo,
"I've being persecuted, man
"Let me in, let me in!!"
Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack
I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear
Dignity battalions terrify and rule the streets
Pictures of the Smurfs tattooed
On the sides of their jeeps
When the mouse that roared
Bites the elephant that feeds
Ringmaster cracks
Twenty thousand whips
Yeah,
All I did was double-cross the CIA
G.E. and Lockheed do that every day
Aw yeah,
The Gringoes seized all my pottery frogs
And teddy bears dressed in cammo fatigues
The Hitler poster by the Christmas tree
Save me, Tipper
They're blasting N'sync at me
At me!! ?
Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack
I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear
Sex with boys and girls
In my chopper high in the sky
When kinder gentler bombs
Explode in a thousand points of light
Cara de Pina-Muere! Muere!
Cara de Pina-Muere! Muere!
Corrupto! Asesino
Asesino!
The Place is surrounded
I can't get away
Even sent the Stealth bomber
Just to prove it'll fly
For Yankee teen anguish
Use Pineapple Face
As American as where Coca Cola got it's name
Oh, yeah!
I promise, monsignor, you can trust me
I'll even go on tour with David Crosby
Yeah,
Forgive me, kids, drugs ruined my life
I'll even tell 'em condoms make you go blind
Yeah,
Bloodthirsty cries of the people outside
Can't show my face, or they'll tear it away
Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack
Have to wonder if this guy really exists
Who in their right mind
Would pose for Time Magazine?
Frosted thumb in mouth,
Slicing his birthday cake with a machete
Ding-dong the witch is dead
More warm up in Uncle Sam's bull-pen
Cartoon boogie-man to keep people scared
I believe every word cuz the truth is too weird
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Who framed Khaddafi then blew up his kid?
Nothing to do now -- Let the cat outta the bag
Florida here I come!
Yeah!
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