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    Date Posted: 02:50:29 07/25/02 Thu
    Author: The Serpent
    Subject: Sperm and Eggs Don't Mix

    Warning: Might be a little offensive.

    Sperm & Eggs Don't Mix

    I believe in talking snakes and angels
    And every word that one book says
    But ghosts, elves, and the Easter Bunny
    Came from some man's fucked up head

    I pull myself down sinful highways
    Please, Lord,
    Sometimes I'm just too weak
    You know I'd rather hear double speak
    From one thousand temples
    Until I'm back up on my feet

    I'm your perfect model
    Can't expand my mind
    I'm your perfect model
    Live in fear of my mind

    I'm your perfect model
    I pray all the time
    I'm your perfect model
    Gave the Lord ten percent of mine

    All those Muslims should suffer
    For what they did to us
    But if you told me to kill some people
    You know I wouldn't fuss

    I was raised to believe and burn my hand
    On the fruits of the land
    But that book of yours
    I haven't had time to read
    I just listen to what the preacher says
    He should know enough for me

    I'm your perfect model
    Can't expand my mind
    I'm your perfect model
    Live in fear of my mind

    I'm your perfect model
    I pray all the time
    I'm your perfect model
    Gave the Lord ten percent of mine

    ::
    ::

    God will forgive you
    Unless you're a godless faggot
    Or a heathen of any kind
    Cuz, His "love" just doesn't apply
    To those of you who appreciate life

    I don't care about other beliefs
    God'll burn them all to ash
    He'll knock you down like September Eleven
    I'll be waving goodbye from Heaven

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