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Date Posted: 22:19:13 07/12/03 Sat
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Syntax Death Squad
Syntax Death Squad
"It is clear our nation
Is reliant on big foreign oil.
More and more of our imports
Come from over seas."
He seems like the man
For the job
A Forest Gump figure
With a Cabinet that robs
"Families is where
Our nation finds hope.
Where wings take dreams."
Such poetic words
From a Syklon baby
Please - more spin writers
Or they'll think he's crazy
"I know how hard it is
To put food on your family."
They take over
And add the three Stooges
A pie in the face
And a bomb for the losers
"It's clearly a budget,
It has a lot of numbers."
The gross victim
Of circumstance
Seems so simple
With just one glance
"Teach a child to read
And he or her
will be able to pass
A literacy test."
Obvious observation
Such a credit to the nation
With A New World Oder
And a slave plantation
"I've coined new words,
Like, misunderstanding
And Hispanically."
"I do think we need for a troop
To be able to house his family.
That's an important part
Of building morale in the military."
Got you voting for rage, not change
While five million are thrown outta jobs
I've wondered what to expect
From a syntax death squad
"I suspect that had my dad
Not been president,
He'd be asking the same questions:
How'd your meeting go with so-and-so?
How did you feel
When you stood up in front
Of the people
For the State of the Union Address;
State of the budget address.
Whatever you call it."
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