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    Date Posted: 13:42:03 10/01/01 Mon
    Author: Lona
    Subject: Gretel by: Ronald Koertge

    Gretel

    said she didn't know anything about ovens
    so the witch crawled in to show her
    and Bam! went the big door.

    Then she strolled out to the shed where
    her brother was fattening, knocked down
    a wall and lifted him high in the air.

    Not long after the adventure in the forest
    Gretel married so she could live happily.
    Her husband was soft as Hansel. Her
    husband liked to eat. He liked to see
    her in the oven with the pies and cakes.

    Ever after was the size of a kitchen.
    Gretel remembered when times were better.
    She laughed out loud when the witch
    popped like a weenie.

    "Gretel! Stop fooling around and fix
    my dinner."

    "There's something wrong with this oven,"
    she says, her eyes as bright as treasure.
    "Can you come here for a minute?"

    - Ronald Koertge

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